Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
Tag Archives: dog
Joke #17465
Q: What is the height of bad manners?
A: Telling a pointer not to point!
Joke #17463
Q: What is the all-time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
A: My Fair Laddie!
A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars
Kat-herine Hepburn
Jane Hounda
Collie Stevens
Mickey Meowse
Fang Sinatra
Bitey Davis
Angora Dickinson
Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
Rabbit Redford
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Joke #17459
Q: Who was the dogs’ all-time favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Joke #17458
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Joke #17457
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite TV show?
A: The (Merv) Griffon Show!
Joke #17456
Q: What is Dogland’s favorite book?
A: Captain’s Cur-ageous!
Joke #17450
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Top Dog and Cat Songs – Ten Great Mewsical Hits
Pup Goes the Weasel
My Old Kenneltucky Home
The Alley Cat
What’s New, Pussycat?
Tommy
Chow Much Do I Love You?
Melan-collie Baby
Sergeant Purr-per’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Purr-sonality
Pet Your Arms Around Me
I Saw You Last Night And Got That Old Feline
Joke #17444
Q: Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home?
A: Because it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there!
Joke #17442
Q: Why did the dog feel as frisky as a puppy?
A: It got a new leash on life!
Dogs are Funny
Extreme body odor is a sign that
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