CLARA: “I read this pamphlet that said “By the time you finish reading this paragraph, someone will have died.”
SARA: “What did you do?”
CLARA: “I stopped reading right away.”
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Joke #18359
RANDY: “I read this study that said every time you breathe, a person dies.”
SANDY: “I didn’t think my breath was that bad!”
Joke #18324
LAWYER: “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
PRISONER: “What’s the bad news?”
LAWYER: “They’re still going to electrocute you at sunrise.”
PRISONER: “What’s the good news?”
LAWYER: “I got the voltage reduced.”
Quote #18096
“My phone went dead, my battery went dead, and I went dead.”
– Henry Morello
Joke #17923
Q: Why did the zombie lose the race?
A: He was dead last.
Joke #17727
Q: What happened to the ghost who swallowed a frog?
A: Nothing. The ghost had already croaked!
Joke #17710
Q: Why did the ghost student collapse in class?
A: He was so tired, he was dead on his feet!
Joke #17619
Q: Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery?
A: People were dying to get in!
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