davepoobond: hey. I found someone that is willing to help me out with making the whole site into php. So that means it’ll be a lot better all around, and will have user names for you to log into the site, and all that good stuff.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Charger IM, Tetsuya IM 2, Evil Hell Cow IM, AddidasDragon IM, AddidasDragon IM 2, Phoenix IM 3, Phoenix IM 4, Para IM 7, Bd8Destructo5 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 1, Reggie Time Episode 1, Short Film: Some Show, Movie: Boston Marathon

The Screwed Up Games – Unlimited Saga (PS2) (Rating: 3/10)

Pictures – The Godfather Rode a Yak, This Will Be U, jergkgugheispoo, Dacky Rubber Duck, Guy and Toilet, Yogurt Battle, Horse With No Name, Quitters Never Win, You Are Here

Site Updates

Sub-update 4-22-04

April 22, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: well, I lost the prom court nomination thing. It was rigged, I tell you! The school I go to is out to get me, I know it. Every time I had a chance to attain a special position whether it be socially or in the student body, I fail. Everyone I talked to said they had voted for me, too. That was at least 50 people, and to top it off, they said their friends and everyone they talked to said they voted for me.

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-14-04

April 14, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Serori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up Country – Rose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Evolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

Pictures – Saddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

Stories – Applications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other Junk – Fun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150

Site Updates

Sub-Update 3-22-04

March 22, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: hi. If anybody is willing to make a good php system (for free) for us to use as a new system (for Squackle), it would be most appreciated if you could contact me. You can see my contact information by clicking my name, or posting your own information on the bulletin board. Even if you know a little php, you can probably help in a team of people willing to do this project, if there’s more than one.

It’ll make Squackle a lot better, and there’ll be more updates, and more interactiveeee….

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-12-04

March 12, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of March 12, 2004

davepoobond: Woweee…its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when you’re slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.

Ok…so, if you’re actually interested, I’ve been making my own songs with a song making program…thing…and I’ll put them up eventually, one day.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 20, Raini Majora IM, Blind Bubba IM 21, Tnnisdude IM

The Screwed Up Games – War Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10), Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Gunman Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)

Pictures – Crack Junkie, BizMan, Kick Aliens In the Face, California Storm, Dorothy Joe, Great Pumpkin, Gulf Wars Episode II, Jack and Scooby

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Space Demon, fft, Blam Man

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 145, Bad Submission 146, Bad Submission 147

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-17-04

February 17, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of February 17, 2004

What would be better than being a part of Squackle! Inc.? Click here!

davepoobond: Ok, so I lied last update about updating sometime mid last week. But I have a bigger than usual update for you to waste time with.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – Chicago, Hook Hand, Faggy Brando, Give Me a Dollar, PM’s Punchout

Stupid IMs – Chriscraw IM, Trepidation IM 2, Kaz IM 3, Kaz IM 4, Fire IM, Kemp IM, Blind Bubba IM 19, Fire IM 2

Questionable Content / QC Comics – Paul Sucks, This is Why I Hate School, Walking Home, Weez, Where’s Waldo, Pee Wee, Billy Gets Too Close

Pictures – Thumb Luke, Bad Santa, Pirate

Squackle Arcade – The Penis Game, The Hard Penis Game

Songs – Motel Mexicana, parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 142, Bad Submission 143, Bad Submission 144

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-03-04

February 3, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of February 3, 2004

davepoobond: hooray, I only updated once last month. Aren’t you proud of me? It was a busy month, with finals and all. I’ll try and update again next week.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3550 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Sticktra 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Battle Bees (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

The Screwed Up Movies – American History X in 30 Seconds, Dawn of the Dead (Rating: 0/10)

Stupid IMs – SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u IM, Soup Nazi IM 7, LilAngelGurl IM 7, Squall IM

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 11, Fan Mail 12

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 5, Hate Mail 6, Hate Mail 7, Hate Mail 8

Songs – Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Movies, The Internet

Site Updates

Sub-update January 25, 2004

January 25, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: That stupid shit head blowthetoad is trying to scare me again. See what he said here

Site Updates

UPDATE 1-20-04

January 20, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of January 20, 2004

davepoobond: whoopee. An update. I missed American Idol today so that I could do this update. I hope you’re happy. They better rerun today’s episode soon. I turned 18 on the 5th, I’m sorry I didn’t have a special little “birthday” update kind of thing.

stimpyismyname: I like to live in my own self-denial that Squackle is the greatest web site in the world. (he didn’t actually say that, he wanted to say this: “i dont know… fuck everyone”)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Internet, The Screwed Up Computers

Squackle Quotes – Mrs. Stickums, Radio, TV, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes, Movies, davepoobond, Around School, stimpyismyname

Stupid IMs – JeRzIe GaL12 IM, elmoisfurry IM 35, davepoobond IM 31, Blind Bubba IM 17, Blind Bubba IM 18

The Screwed Up Country – Australia: Beware of the Dingos (picture added)

The Screwed Up Games – Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) (Rating: 10/10), Battlefield 1942 (PC) (Rating: 10/10), 5 Finger Fillet (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Sticktra (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Max Payne (PC) (Rating: 10/10)

Site Updates

UPDATE 1-11-04

January 11, 2004 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues. There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again. this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – DemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section) – Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC Comics – The Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

Site Updates

Sub-Update 12-25-03

December 25, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: ok happy holidays everyone, and a new year whatever. For a few days, from the 20th to the 23rd, Squackle was down. I don’t know what the hell was the problem, but its up again, joyfully. Tell everyone you know about Squackle! yeaaah!!!

If you want to know what happened to Squackle in the case that it goes down, try using http://www.squackle.cjb.net/ for information.

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-19-03

December 19, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update. I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – DemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Questionable Content / QC Comics – The Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

Site Updates

UPDATE 12-03-03

December 3, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of December 3, 2003

davepoobond: Oh. My. God. Its the shopping season! I can’t wait to see the “trampled by a mob of shoppers” news stories. They’re always so sickening yet so funny at the same time.

stimpyismyname: www.gamingw.net rp forums are for da losah foo.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Pictures – Anal Fisting, Die Cat

Questionable Content / QC Comics – QC Comics: Arnold’s Indian Plan, QC Comics: Arnold the Pie, QC Comics: Charlie Brown, QC Comics: Halo

Stupid IMs – Ghost5050 IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 15, Tsenn IM 3, amber IM, Blind Bubba IM 16, angledevil IM

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 130, Bad Submission 131, Bad Submission 132, Bad Submission 133, Bad Submission 134, Bad Submission 135