SkatDvss: watsup
davepoobond: homework
SkatDvss: that sucks
SkatDvss: man i got a trumpet
SkatDvss: i now how to play
davepoobond: thats great
SkatDvss: wat kind of homework
davepoobond: essay
SkatDvss: on wat
davepoobond: weapons of mass destruction
SkatDvss: kool that must be fun
davepoobond: uhh sure…
SkatDvss: WHY IT NOT FUN
davepoobond: cuz i have to write 4 paragraphs
davepoobond: that are really big
SkatDvss: that sucks
blowthetoad: hey
blowthetoad: i would like to join
blowthetoad: the poop troops
blowthetoad: well?
davepoobond: this isnt davepoobond. this is blowthetoad. i hacked into his account and am now using it.
blowthetoad: =-o
blowthetoad: you are an elite person
blowthetoad: but…
blowthetoad: i have a confession
blowthetoad: i am blowthetoad
blowthetoad: :-/
blowthetoad: where is dave
blowthetoad: is this elmo or stimpy
davepoobond: this is blowthetoad.
blowthetoad: yeah, ok
blowthetoad: because i’m blowthetoad
blowthetoad: whats your email then
blowthetoad: what state are you in
davepoobond: i’m retarded, i dont know where i live
blowthetoad: haha
blowthetoad: seriously, where is dave
davepoobond: this is Holmes
blowthetoad: yeah sure
blowthetoad: prove it
blowthetoad: where do you work
davepoobond: in ur moms ass
blowthetoad: we work at the same place
stimpyismyname: haha
davepoobond: what
stimpyismyname: 0 period rules!!
davepoobond: thats great
davepoobond: and y does it
stimpyismyname: because..
::he logs off::
davepoobond: singinnnn in the rain! i’m singinnn in the raiinn!!
AziShadow: ………………………..
AziShadow: right……..
davepoobond: i saw that whole movie today
AziShadow: maybe……..get some lessons?
AziShadow: really?
AziShadow: why?
davepoobond: cuz
davepoobond: for school
davepoobond: it was really dumb
AziShadow: okay
AziShadow: i figured
davepoobond: everyone was really annoying
davepoobond: and Gene Kelly danced up a storm
AziShadow: Thats whay he was famous for i thought
davepoobond: but it was still boring
AziShadow: aye
davepoobond: there were jokes that werent even funny
AziShadow: Like “the fence is white!”
davepoobond: and the things that were meant to be serious were funny
AziShadow: old movies are like that
davepoobond: no, like “remind me to give you a raise!” “hey R.F.” “what?” “give me a raise”
AziShadow: that was serious?
davepoobond: no, that was a joke
davepoobond: the serious stuff, like if they were kissing
AziShadow: it was kinda funny
AziShadow: nothing to get excited about though
davepoobond: musicals are really stupid in general, they just all of a sudden start singing
davepoobond: and just imagining it to actually be real, to just see people doing that out of spite and for no apparent reason is just hilarious
davepoobond: “today’s my lucky day! March 23!”
davepoobond: “its not march 23!”
AziShadow: Walking down the street, and then just random burst out into song doing these gay dance steps!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: “what? what are you talking about?”
davepoobond: “its 1:30 in the morning! its march 24th! march 24th is your lucky day!”
AziShadow: Like Westside story?
davepoobond: “good MORNINGGGG.”
AziShadow: lol
AziShadow: enough
davepoobond: “GOOD morrrrninngg!”
davepoobond: “good morning!”
AziShadow: have you ever seen Westside Story?
davepoobond: no, i read it though =P
AziShadow: that must have been worse
davepoobond: oh u aint shittin me
davepoobond: i was almost going to sleep everytime i read that stupid book
AziShadow: in the movie, they run around in tight pants ((the guys)), singing gay happy/1970 rough songs while snapping fingers, stealing basketballs, and buckinga the latino population
davepoobond: its kinda like grease in a way
AziShadow: its even worse
AziShadow: when one of the guys gets killed, its the cartoon, get stabbed, hold stop, and then fall backwards all dramatic
AziShadow: stop = wound*
AziShadow: the only thing that made it that bad was the finger snapping shit
AziShadow: they where always snapping away with that shit
davepoobond: heh
AziShadow: we
davepoobond: lol
AziShadow: we’re* thinking……………::snap snap snap::…………….::snapp snap snap:: Theres the mexicans!!! ::snap snap buck::
davepoobond: haha
AziShadow: its mighty gay
davepoobond: sure sounds like it
davepoobond: boo
TBomb: AAAAAAAAAaaahhh….>:o
davepoobond: hahaha wuss
TBomb: 😀
SkatDvss: hey
Auto response from davepoobond: i’m eating bow tie pasta
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: wat
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: hey wats up
davepoobond: hi nothing much u
SkatDvss: are u doin home work
SkatDvss: im not
davepoobond: k
SkatDvss: are u
davepoobond: ya
davepoobond: no
SkatDvss: wat r u tryin to say
SkatDvss: k im not sure if ur there
davepoobond: k
SkatDvss: did u get mail
SkatDvss: hello
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SkatDvss: hello
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: did u get the e-mails
davepoobond: yeah…
SkatDvss: k good
SkatDvss: man u never answer
davepoobond: why should i answer them
davepoobond: i’m talking to u right now
SkatDvss: are u talkin to some one else
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: gtg bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: bye
Billy is a bot that you can have a conversation with. It gets pretty funny when the bot goes all crazy after you say some stuff. The bot is in red, davepoobond is in blue.
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BILLY> what is your name?
USER> Dave
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> MyAss
BILLY> tell me a story.
DAVE> I dont like telling stories
BILLY> course!
DAVE> course i do
BILLY> i would i sure… just like sure!
DAVE> yes its nice
BILLY> is great quite will, all think do yeah go for a run later!
DAVE> i think i will go for a run now
BILLY> do you know will?
DAVE> yeah
BILLY> what’s your favorite sport?
DAVE> i dont have one
BILLY> same goes for me!
DAVE> really
BILLY> what’s your favorite book? 😉
DAVE> people fucking people — a true life porno book
BILLY> 0
DAVE> 8
BILLY> what’s your favorite movie?
DAVE> Lord of the Rings
BILLY> were we even talking about the rings?
DAVE> yes
BILLY> is lost quite not, is think nice of go for a run later.
DAVE> for a later go run not quite lost
BILLY>
DAVE> nothing
BILLY> never fine quite yeah, nice think no surprisingly go for a run later.
DAVE> go for a run later never nice think no fine quite surprisingly
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has a run.
DAVE>
BILLY> yeah not quite yeah, fine think all its go for a run later.
Billy is a bot that you can have a conversation with. It gets pretty funny when the bot goes all crazy after you say some stuff. The bot is in red, davepoobond is in blue.
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BILLY> what is your name?
USER> I’m Stupid
BILLY> where do you live?
USER> In MyAss
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, great?
STUPID> yes, I would
BILLY> that is great!
STUPID> sure is
BILLY> what’s your favorite sport?
STUPID> fucking my wife
BILLY> if i had your wife, i would cherish it!
STUPID> i lost you
BILLY> see fine later, stupid!
STUPID> My name is Dave
BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has my name.
STUPID> My name is Dave
BILLY> were we even talking about your name?
STUPID> Yes
BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear.
STUPID> now i’m stupid forever
BILLY> am, i yes of yeah.
STUPID> yes of yeah
BILLY> that is the spirit, stupid.
STUPID> yes it is
BILLY> that is the spirit, stupid.
STUPID> who am i
BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, yes ok, too?
STUPID> yes ok too
BILLY> is great i saying all that we need some rain.
stimpyismyname: heeeey dave
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: im gonna play counter strike
stimpyismyname: mmkay?
davepoobond: mmmdont care
stimpyismyname: mmfuckofff
stimpyismyname: poop troop
davepoobond: ur moms a poop toop
davepoobond: troop
stimpyismyname: what are your “big ideas”
stimpyismyname: or whatever
davepoobond: screwing ur mom up the asssss
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: i already thought of doin that to your mom
stimpyismyname: poop
stimpyismyname: bow wow kkk kkk bow wow kk k kk k kk k
stimpyismyname: whats that
stimpyismyname: its bulls on parade
davepoobond: right
stimpyismyname: farnelbee
stimpyismyname: ha
stimpyismyname: boy
stimpyismyname: im funny
stimpyismyname: yep..
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End of IMs2.
stimpyismyname: aah
davepoobond: wat
stimpyismyname: ur mom
stimpyismyname: heeeeey davvvvve
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin
stimpyismyname: squackle?
davepoobond: ya
davepoobond: wut are U doin
davepoobond: ur mom?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: yours of course
davepoobond: as always
stimpyismyname: xbox
davepoobond: get halo yet?
stimpyismyname: nope
stimpyismyname: no games
stimpyismyname: im gonna work on my xbox soundtrack
stimpyismyname: whee
davepoobond: o…k…?
davepoobond: 20.73 right
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: mine is gonna b funny
stimpyismyname: why..
davepoobond: you’ll see
stimpyismyname: pennies
stimpyismyname: or somethi
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: im sure its hillarious dvaid
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: no ones buyin from the squackle shop
davepoobond: booohooo
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: loooser
davepoobond: fuku
stimpyismyname: what
davepoobond: lol i farted and my step-dad heard it
davepoobond: and then he said “david!”
stimpyismyname: haha
stimpyismyname: so david
stimpyismyname: hows ur weekend goin
davepoobond: boring
davepoobond: i saw barbershop
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: why david
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: david
stimpyismyname: did you fart again
stimpyismyname: did bill beat you this time
stimpyismyname: hey david
davepoobond: sorry, i was out for a while
stimpyismyname: oooohhh
stimpyismyname: now i get it
stimpyismyname: you were GONE
stimpyismyname: oooh
stimpyismyname: it makes so much more sense
davepoobond: no..
davepoobond: out as in unconcious
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: oooooh
stimpyismyname: reary?
stimpyismyname: smokin a lot?
stimpyismyname: hmm
stimpyismyname: out again?
stimpyismyname: i need a cyber smelling salt
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but i took some time out to do ur mom
stimpyismyname: oh
davepoobond: she says hi
stimpyismyname: ur moms almost done with my pretzel
stimpyismyname: im gonna let her outta my ass soon
davepoobond: well then that’s good. then she can make me some dinner
stimpyismyname: it might smell a little
davepoobond: my dinner or your ass?
stimpyismyname: well both i guess
davepoobond: right
davepoobond: its almost breakfast time, tell her to come out of ur extremely large ass before 12
stimpyismyname: she likes it there
stimpyismyname: she put in a sleeping bag
stimpyismyname: i think shes planning to spend the night
stimpyismyname: its a big pretzel
davepoobond: wtf is with this pretzel
davepoobond: did u shove it up ur ass or something
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: we talked about it before
davepoobond: dude ur gayer than Harry and the Hendersons
stimpyismyname: uhh
stimpyismyname: dont know what that is
davepoobond: which is why you suck tremendously
davepoobond: i gtg bye
stimpyismyname: uh huh..
stimpyismyname: WHOOOOSH
stimpyismyname: get it?
davepoobond: a magnificent amount, u suck
davepoobond: bye
stimpyismyname: bye fag
stimpyismyname: gimme another pretzel
stimpyismyname: ur moms hungry
stimpyismyname: hey stoopid
stimpyismyname: doin more important stuff than talkin to me?
stimpyismyname: hmpf!
davepoobond: yeah actually i was
stimpyismyname: like what
davepoobond: installing westwood chat so i can play command and conquer online
stimpyismyname: hey daaave
davepoobond: hey markkk
stimpyismyname: hi
davepoobond: G Gundam is on
stimpyismyname: dont CARE
stimpyismyname: ITS ALWAYS FUCKING ON
davepoobond: so is ur mom
stimpyismyname: AAAHHHH!!!
stimpyismyname: GAAAYYYY!!
stimpyismyname: so is ur mom on my bagel
stimpyismyname: i dont think i have to say where the bagel is
davepoobond: in ur ass?
davepoobond: cuz you like stuffing stuff up there
stimpyismyname: like your mom
stimpyismyname: you never said that you were a jackass on squackle
stimpyismyname: im dissapointed in you david
davepoobond: sorry about that…i’ll remember next time
stimpyismyname: u better
stimpyismyname: or u get a pointy stick in the eye