Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghoul with a cow?
A: A ghost beef sandwich.
Tag Archives: cow
Joke #18198
Q: What would you get if you crossed Donatello with a farm animal?
A: A teenage Moo-tant Turtle.
Joke #18128
Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
Joke #18126
Q: How do cows know what’s going on at school?
A: They read the bull-etin boards.
Joke #18101
PATIENT: “Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a cow!”
DOCTOR: “Just open your mouth and say ‘moo.'”
Joke #18040
Q: What would you get if you crossed a tramp with a cow?
A: A bum steer.
Joke #18039
Q: What is the golden rule for cows?
A: “Do unto udders…”
Joke #18038
Q: Why is it so tough to make cows laugh?
A: Because they herd (heard) all the good ones.
Joke #17686
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Beef-ore I tell you, let me come in!
Joke #17528
DOG: “So you’re from Russia, eh?”
COW: “Yes — I’m a Mos-Cow!
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The practical use of the alphorn is to:
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