juentud – n. a wedding that takes place in a classroom
Ex. We were supposed to take our history test today but someone thought it would be a good idea to have a juentud instead.
Tag Archives: classroom
Quote #19003: Note From the Janitor
Written on the blackboard:
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Joke #18585
A dog followed his master to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school.
However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child’s classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors.
Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, “Don’t feel bad fella’…they won’t let ME in either.”
Joke #18164
No matter what happened in the classroom, Mrs. McGilicuddy was the kind of teacher who never got upset.
One day a 747 crash-landed in the classroom and she said, “Who threw that?”
Quote #13552
“I took a stack of papers from the classroom”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #11226
Q: What did the class see when Dawn bent over too far?
A: The crack of Dawn.
Joke #11225
Q: What happened to the class when Johnny bent over too far?
A: They cracked up.
Joke #9218
One day during cooking class, our teacher, Mrs. Pritchard, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.”
As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs. Pritchard to test my theory.
“Why wooden spoons?” I asked. “Because,” she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’ll go nuts!”
Scary Baby Retard
In the Year 2069, there was a young boy named Wilson.
Wilson was mentaly retarded, and he was a 9 year old trapped inside a 8 month old girl’s body. He often stutterd when he talked, and stumbled over cordless phones for his enjoyment. He had a very unusual temper.
What he does when his temper is temped is… You know what? How about I tell you a story about him, and maybe your heart will be touched by this bisexual scary baby….
One afternoon wilson was at school in his classroom. The teacher was not there,
And his teacher put HIM in charge. He was holding his crayon backwards and poking himself interproprietly on top op the teacher’s desk… naked. His friend Mark put in a CD, and turned up the volume. He jumped ontop of his desk and did the macceréna dressed up in a Cheetah thong, and then the song started… It was ‘Modanna’-I toch myself. Every child was watching Wilson and Mark do their thing, they did a cheer and it went like this:
BANG! BANG!
CHOO-CHOO TRAIN,
C ‘MON WILSON LETS SEE YOUR THANG!
Mark was a jelous little girl.. so she pushed Wilson off of the desk and threw an apple at his vapenis/pigina. Wilson screamed out the words “VERONICAAAAAA!” and he got up and his eyes glowed red. he took beer out of his back pack and drank it. He told him he is a ‘Drunken Master’ and he will do ‘Drunken Monkey’ on him. (for those of you who don’t know… Jackie Chan has a movie called ‘The Legend of Drunken Master’) So then they decided to fight ontop of the school roof and it was the talk of the school… The next day after school, Wilson dressed up in a Rainbow Robe with a Purple Towel Turbin. Un like Mark…. She was naked with a 2 foot bamboo stick connected to her penis. they faught and faught for hours. Wilson tripped over his third foot and fell off the roof. He got up and said “VERONICAAAAAA!” Finaly the princible asked why he said Veronica and didnt get up and fight. Wilson said, “Because.” the princible said, “Because why?” Wilson said, “Because I am having P.M.S, and whenever I get hurt I always say VERONICA!!!!” the princible asked, “Would u like some chocolate?”
Wilson got cunfuzzed and did the macceréna and blew up.
THE END
tikitch
tikitch – n. a parent that goes right into a class during school hours and starts talking to the teacher when they’re not supposed to be there, because the teacher is teaching the class
stedrjik
stedrjik – v. to kick someone out of the class for looking at you. Usually done by a teacher, and no actual kicking involved
nuck nuck
nuck nuck – v. to masturbate in class with a stupid expression
janrifk
janrifk – v. to chase after wasps with a shoe in a classroom that is taking finals
friwed
friwed – v. to cum into someone’s seat before class starts, while no one is there
errerr
errerr – v. to talk about your first date in math class
Ex. Why is he errerring?