“Kitty kitty kittens”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: cat
Quote #14845
“It’s better than CATS I’ll see it again and again …”
– from the Internet
Quote #14749
“Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #13844
“a dog is a grown up cat”
– from a book
Joke #13829
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Joke #13828
Q: What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
A: Eti-cat, of course!
Joke #13826
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
Joke #13345
Q: What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A: A dogerpillar!
Joke #13317
Q: Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
A: She didn’t want to litter.
Joke #13314
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite thing to read?
A: A catalog.
Joke #13234
I read in the newspaper about a French cat burglar who’s doing great. So far, he’s gotten away with twenty-five cats.
Joke #13216
MAN: “I need help, Doc. My wife thinks she’s a kitty cat.”
PSYCHIATRIST: “What do you want me to do?”
MAN: “Get her to stop eating canaries!”
Joke #13089
Did you hear about the loony fisherman? He baited his hook with a rubber mouse because he wanted to catch a catfish.
Joke #12917
PSYCHIATRIST: “When did you first notice you were a cat, Mrs. Huggson?”
MRS. HUGGSON: “Oh, in about my fifth or sixth life.”
Joke #12709
If I’m a man not a mouse, why do I feel faint every time I see a cat?