Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Purr-snips.
Tag Archives: cat
Joke #17495
Q: Does a cat have nine lives?
A: Yes, but sometimes it has Tender Vittles, Friskies, or Puss in Boots!
first-aid kitty
first-aid kitty – n. a cat who’s joined the Red Cross
gigglepuss
gigglepuss – n. what you get when you cross a cat with a hyena
sourpuss
sourpuss – n. a cat who likes to eat lemons
Joke #17488
1ST CAT: “How are you feline today?”
2ND CAT: “Not really up to scratch!”
Joke #17487
Q: What word best describes the cat who went through college with an “A” average?
A: Purr-fect!
Joke #17486
Q: Why do most people like cats?
A: They have pleasing purr-sonalities!
Joke #17485
Q: Why do cats prefer milk?
A: It’s purr-fectly delicious!
Joke #17464
Q: What is another name for a cat’s home?
A: A scratch pad!
A-cur-demy Award-winning Mew-vie Stars
Kat-herine Hepburn
Jane Hounda
Collie Stevens
Mickey Meowse
Fang Sinatra
Bitey Davis
Angora Dickinson
Alfred Hitch-cocker Spaniel
Goldiefish Hawn
Rabbit Redford
Mary Tyler Moo-er
Johnny Curson
Joke #17455
Q: Which is the cats’ all-time favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Joke #17451
Q: How did our feline friend put the iceman out of business?
A: Cat got his tong(s)!
Joke #17449
Q: How do you spell cat backwards?
A: C-a-t b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
Top Dog and Cat Songs – Ten Great Mewsical Hits
Pup Goes the Weasel
My Old Kenneltucky Home
The Alley Cat
What’s New, Pussycat?
Tommy
Chow Much Do I Love You?
Melan-collie Baby
Sergeant Purr-per’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Purr-sonality
Pet Your Arms Around Me
I Saw You Last Night And Got That Old Feline