“It was so cold her car laughed at her when she tried to start it”
– Ms. Signs
Tag Archives: car
Quote #15440
“Upside down is not the way to drive a car.”
– from the Radio
Quote #15429
“You and your Toyota, we aim to please”
– from the Radio
Quote #15234
“its like pouring a brand new motor into your car”
– from the TV
Quote #15184
“your son make flat tire for my car”
– from the TV
Quote #15028
::dancing on a car::
“I parallel parked! I parallel parked! I parallel parked!!!”
– Doug
Quote #14825
“Enter to WIN… Golf Clubs, Bread Makers, Fishing Rods, Power Tools, Lawn Mowers, Exercise Equipment & Much More!”
::in smaller font:: “NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED”
– from the Internet
Quote #14769
“Don’t drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14751
“Bull Shit! You couldn’t pull me over, and even if you did I’d activate my car’s wings and I’d fly away.”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Quote #14623
“I was driving when you were an itch in your daddy’s pants!”
– Lethal Weapon (1987)
Quote #13963
“we parked the car between the houses”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13859
“Let me out of the car its going too fast Susan said”
– from a book
Joke #13787
Q: When is a sleigh not a sleigh?
A: When it’s turning into your driveway.
Quote #13653
“the guy in the helicopter is looking at the guy in the car”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13628
“it could pass any car on the road, but not a gas station”
– Dr. OldNBald