Q: How do ghosts get to school?
A: On a ghoul bus.
Tag Archives: bus
Joke #17562
DOG: “What position do you play on the Greyhound Nine?”
DOG BASEBALL PLAYER: “First bus!”
Joke #17467
Q: What dog kisses a lot?
A: The Greyhound — it’s always good for a “buss”!
Bus Drivers are Insane
I’ve had 15 motorhomes. I sold a high dollar bus…
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“I like to stand around in front of the building and laugh at those babies getting off the school bus”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15437
“The pot bus blows!!”
– from the Radio
Quote #15118
“hello, Empty Bus Seat”
– from the TV
Joke #13343
Q: What do you get when you cross Noah’s Ark and a bus?
A: Arctic.
Joke #13120
Talk about rotten luck. Did you hear about the man who took a bus to Florida because he was afraid of flying? A plane crashed into his bus.
Joke #13012
A woman on a local bus was making a real pest of herself by asking the driver every few minutes, “Have we come to Walnut Drive yet?” After twenty minutes, she finally said, “Tell me, how will I know when we get to Walnut Drive?”
The driver turned to her and answered, “By the big smile on my face, lady!”
Joke #12952
CONFUCIUS SAY: Time wait for no man and neither do crosstown buses.
Joke #12625
A mother gave her children’s school bus driver an ideal Christmas present — a pair of ear plugs.
Joke #11983
A guy rushed into a hardware store and shouted to the clerk, “Hurry up and sell me a mousetrap.”
The clerk turned his back and said, “I’ll be with you in a minute.”
The customer yelled, “Darn it, just don’t stand there. I have to catch a bus.”
The clerk replied, “I’m sorry, Mac, we don’t have a trap that big!”
Joke #11480
Melanie: Did you know that all buses and trains are stopping today?
John: No. Why’s that?
Melanie: To let the passengers off!