Q: It is weightless, but it can be seen. Put it in a bucket, and the bucket will be lighter. What is it?
A: A hole.
Tag Archives: bucket
Joke #24411
I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Joke #22724
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Joke #21348
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Joke #18454
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
I have 5 faces, and 4 of them are triangles
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“Just get me out of this bucket!”
– Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Joke #12955
WAITER: “What will you have to drink?”
CUSTOMER: “I’ll have ginger ale.”
WAITER: “Pale?”
CUSTOMER: “Oh, no. Just a glass will do.”
Joke #12666
MOTHER WACKLY: “Did I tell you my son, Roger, is playing end guard on the college football team this year?”
NEIGHBOR: “End guard? I never heard of an end guard.”
MOTHER WACKLY: “Yes, he told me he sits on the end of the bench and guards the water bucket!”
Joke #11373
A couple of friends were sitting on a street corner, fishing into a bucket and looking very forlorn.
A kindhearted woman came over and gave them a quarter.
“How many have you caught today?” she asked.
“You’re the seventh!” they told her.
Joke #11173
Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
oode
oode – n. 14 buckets of cleaning power
vukannif
vukannif – n. a bucket of eels
tham
tham – n. a bucket of shit
persuao
persuao – n. 2 buckets