“the cleavage is back this year”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: boobs
Quote #14919
“I always thought you had the greatest boobs out of all of us. Hey baby, I like your boobs!”
– from the TV
Quote #13951
“Where I come from, squeezing womens boobies is a greeting!”
– Tsenn
stupastump
stupastump – n. a magical device that takes energy from your ass and turns it into electrical energy that is for the express purpose of electrocuting your titties
tsamma
tsamma – v. to realize your bosom was showing and bury yourself in a sewage tank and sing Christmas carols
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Joke #9028
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
boob whore
boob whore – n. a special type of whore that you only get to do stuff with her boobs. Nothing else.
Construction Worker
Unspoken Words
Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Biologically my body is built to serve you and nothing else.
3. Oral sex is my favorite hobby.
4. During my bad week, I’ll get you a hooker.
5. Does this make my butt look too small?
6. PMS is just a myth.
7. That guy has great breasts.
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Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say:
1. I’ll sacrifice my career goals and dreams to stay home and cook for you.
2. Sure she has a great body, but how’s her personality?
3. Beer leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
4. When Bambi’s mother was shot I cried.
5. Forget the game, Oprah’s on!
6. It’s your decision.
7. I care.
Joke #5216: Pin-Up Number
Three guys go to a strip club. Trying to impress his friends, the first guy pulls out a ten dollar bill and beckons one of the strippers over. “Watch this,” the first guy says and sticks the ten between the stripper’s breasts.
“That’s nothing,” the second guy says. Then he whips out a fifty and sticks it between her legs. “Let’s see you top that.”
The third guy shrugs. “Alright,” he says. He takes out his ATM card.
“What are you going to do with that?” the first guy asks. The third guy swipes the card between the dancer’s butt cheeks, takes the sixty dollars and goes home.
yoonooboo
yoonooboo – n. a man with 5 boobs on his eyelids
uniboob
uniboob – n. one huge boob instead of two
titton
titton – n. a tit that ways a ton
THOD
THOD – Acronym. acronym for “Titty Hard On Disorder” in which your titties are always hard