jadeu – n. a dumb fucker named blowthetoad
Tag Archives: blowthetoad
tpc,
t r i p wood,
larkin,
hat toss,
dad wooping
dad wooping – v. to rub your white feces all over your dad. <see woop>
Ex. blowthetoad rubs his white feces all over his dad.
blow-the-toad
blow-the-toad – n. another word for “monkey.”
Ex. Blowthetoad is a blow-the-toad.
BLMHFTED
BLMHFTED – Acronym. acronym for “Blowthetoad Likes Men He Fucks Them Every Day”.
Sub-update January 25, 2004
davepoobond: That stupid shit head blowthetoad is trying to scare me again. See what he said here
Sub-Update 4-05-03
davepoobond: today is a joyous occasion, as it is supposedly blowthetoad’s birthday. And since it is such a happy day, we’ve made a hate shrine for our exuberantly (make a flash card out of that) hateable blowthetoad. Here is the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life
Squackle Guestbook #20606
| Sunday 04/06/2003 10:01:26am | |
| Name: | something |
| Homepage: | |
| E-Mail: | |
| I like to | exist |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | BLOWTHETOAD LIKES MEN HE FUCKS THEM EVERY DAY |
Squackle Guestbook #20555
| blowthetoad | NYARGH! | 20/Jul/2002:21:26:20 |
| NYARGH! Dave, why havent you been online????? did your mother take away your mouse ball again? LMMFAO. you can’t play bass, i could play a one stringed acoustic with my toes in the dark, better then you can play the bass. NYARGH! why dont you have AIM anymore? stupid. use a testical and make the groove a perfect circle in order to use it as a mouse ball. or use your grandpa’s marbles… so he can loose his marbles! NYARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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UPDATE, week of 10-28-01
davepoobond: Happy Halloween. Please visit the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups. PLEEAASSE
blowthetoad: I wan’t chicken, I wan’t liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!
stuff updated/put up:
The Screwed Up World – Why They Leave Pistachios In The Shells, The Mystery of Shakespere, Obesity, What Happens When Grandmas Die
The Screwed Up People – Adman’s Hangover, How I Feel, Adman’s Killer Instinct, Dustbusting My Keyboard, davepoobond’s Trip to Alcatraz
UPDATE, week of 10-14-01
davepoobond: Click on the sponsors at the top of the page pleasseee, so we can get rid of the stupid frame at the bottom of the page and the pop ups
stimpyismyname: make the stupid guys like adman and that other guy stop updating
blowthetoad: DAVE BOND IS A FLEMINGO SLOPPY JOE! MOO LIKE A LION BOND! :: Bond poops like a penguin ::…DAMN THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – Puff The Magic Dragon, Just-for-poop, Ponderous Poop…, Hi Dacky!, My Life, FREE INFORMATION PACKAGE!, Learn More
Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes
Video Games – FF7: W-Item Cheat
UPDATE, week of 9-23-01
stimpyismyname: mi perra pica mi testiculos a pagar
blowthetoad: my name is fransua, i like to be classy, if you want to adopt me name, you can, becasue i am fransua, and i like to say jackdidilysquat!
stuff updated/put up:
Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name, 10 Top Things Men Understand About Women, Actual (Stupid) Label Instructions
Chat Room Stuff – Rhydin Formal Wear, scramblah, Elfhome Tavern, QuietForestClearing, Darkblade Tavern, poop 2
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Things I Would Take From This Era To 1580, davepoobond: If I Ruled The World
The Screwed Up World – The Carnival Person That Guesses Your Weight For A Buck – The Scam Revealed, The Future of Napster, Giant Apes Take Over Mars, Born In a Flower, Wires
Stories – The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male, The Sewer Farm
Songs – Buy, Buy, Buy, Wild Wild Pest, Opera Song, Yankee Doodle Went to Hell, Lyrics for a Beautiful Song (make up your own tune)
UPDATE, week of 9-03-01
stimpyismyname: something, how bout like, you write the alphabet or something. are you just writing what i’m saying? ………oh great…..uhhhhh what?
blowthetoad: my goldfish is sexier than Nose’s nose
stuff updated/put up:
UPDATE, week of 8-19-01
stimpyismyname: hi. the hokey pokey is coming back, and I’m gonna be first in line!
blowthetoad: I am the muffin man, therefore i am a muffin, with a male organ. ::Veronica::
stuff updated/put up:
Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb, The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG
Other Junk – What’s Your Star Wars Name?
Squackle Quotes – What the Critics Say About Squackle
Squackle Guestbook #20487
| blowthetoad | Squackle! (poop) | 12/Jul/2001:16:12:44 |
| POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP |
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Squackle Guestbook #20486
| blowthetoad | Squackle (well, i’m a Poop Troop!) | 11/Jul/2001:22:34:44 |
| Hey, I am a Poop Troop! Dave and I are Poop Troopers. Can you say Poop in a mouth 978 times without talking? woha, you are neeto! and soooo totaly awsome. Dave, i don’t know what this means, but cut the fat. OK i gtg, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYYE! |
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