Lily Lily had a Bell,
Lilly lilly rung it,
Lily Lily went to hell
=P
Tag Archives: bell
Joke #18294
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered.
Joke #17933
Q: What can you do on a bicycle that you can’t do on a unicycle?
A: Ring the bell.
Joke #17912
Q: Who wears a hat with bells and makes John McEnroe laugh?
A: Tennis Court Jester
Joke #17906
Q: Who lives in a church bell tower and plays football?
A: The halfback of Notre Dame
Quote #16625
“I need that bell to last through 6th period, don’t kill it”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16069
“You lose your bell privileges”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14638
“sure is pretty when them bells go off, don’t it”
– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.
Joke #12435
Did you ever wonder why that little bell rings when you pull into a gas station? It warns the attendant in the office not to go outside for at least ten minutes.
Joke #11895
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an Italian dinner?
A: Spaghetti and meat bells!
bell curve
bell curve – n. the curve that you should want to see on a woman laying down on her back and you are looking at her from the side. If you see the Liberty Bell, run
Joke #7838
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
hexstat
hexstat – v. to use an egg timer only as a bell, defeating its timer purpose
hanavai
hanavai – n. a 747 plane with a Mach 1 bell
goozabell
goozabell – n. a bell attatched to a goozak <see goozak>