BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”
MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”
Tag Archives: baby
Joke #18224
Q: Why did the baby vampire sleep in its parents’ bed?
A: It kept having bat dreams.
Joke #18106
Q: What’s a good remedy for squeaky infants?
A: Baby oil.
Joke #18048
Q: Why did Mother Cobra put powder on her babies?
A: To avoid viper (diaper) rash.
Joke #17715
Q: What game do baby ghosts play in nursery school?
A: Peek-a-BOO!
Joke #17683
Q: What do ghost babies wear on their feet?
A: BOO-tees!
Joke #17681
Q: How do ghost babies cry?
A: BOO-hoo! BOO-hoo!
hump baby: good or bad
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“I like to stand around in front of the building and laugh at those babies getting off the school bus”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15945
“Baby boom, baby bust, baby bulge. You are considered the baby boomlet”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15399
“baby made a Boom Boom!”
– The Simpsons
Quote #15268
“baby needs changing”
– from the TV
Quote #15099
Baby: “zobomafoo!”
– from the TV
Quote #14907
“Watch out baby, watch out”
– from the TV
Quote #14100
“…it’ll be transmitted to the eye of a growing infant…”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch