Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic only went down once.
Joke #5317
There was a brunette mother who had two teenage blonde daughters. She asked them if they could paint the house while she went shopping.
They both agreed, and right before the mother left the house, she asked them not to get their clothes dirty. So then she took off, and the two blondes obeyed their mother by taking off their clothes so they wouldn’t get them dirty.
Then when they were about halfway done, they heard a knock on the door, so without opening the door, they asked who it was, and the person on the other side answered “the blind man.” So the two blondes thought, ok, he’s blind, he cant see anything…so they opened the door and the blind man said, “nice tits, ladies, but where do you want the blinds?”
Joke #5316
There were 5 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope on the edge of a cliff.
The rope could only hold 5 people and it was just about to snap.
The brunette says, “Save yourselves, I’ll let go” and sure enough she did.
Amazed at the brunettes bravery all the blondes clap.
Joke #5315
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for weeks after you put a load into it.
Joke #5314
Q: What do you call a rich blonde? A: Stupid
Q: What do you call a poor blonde? A: Still stupid.
Joke #5313
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek winner. NOTE TO BLONDES: She died because she was hiding for so long and her body decomposed and stuff! But she was too dumb to get out of the closet. Get it?
Joke #5312
Q: What does a blonde do when she chucks a brick through a window?
A: She asks for it back.
Joke #5311
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Joke #5310
One day there was a blonde driving down the road and was listening to the radio.
The person on the radio kept telling blonde joke after blonde joke so she turned off the radio.
A little while later she sees a blonde in a cornfield in a rowboat so she pulls over gets out and yells “Its blondes like you that give us a bad name, if I could swim I would come out there and kick your ass.”
Joke #5309
Q: How did the blonde die while raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Joke #5308
A redhead went to a doctor and said “Doctor, doctor, help me everywhere I touch hurts!”
Then the doctor says, “What do you mean it hurts everywhere?”
The redhead said look she took one finger and poked her stomach and started crying and showed the doctor, taking the same finger and poked her leg, starting to cry and saying it was hurting really bad.
Then the doctor says, “Ma’am you’re not really a redhead, are you? Are you a blonde?”
The lady says “How did you know doctor?” The doctor replies, “Your finger is broken.”
Joke #5307
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, the WalMart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
Joke #5306
A blonde named Haley decided to put together a puzzle, so she sat down and took the pieces out of the box.
She sat there for an hour before she asked her husband for help “Can you help me put the puzzle together, its supposed to be a tiger.”
He came over and looked down at the puzzle, then up at his wife and said, “Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back into the box.”
Joke #5305
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble going to the bathroom?
A: She’s not used to pulling down her own pants.
Joke #5304
Q: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?
A: So they can hang their feet up when they’re getting fucked.