A redhead went to a doctor and said “Doctor, doctor, help me everywhere I touch hurts!”
Then the doctor says, “What do you mean it hurts everywhere?”
The redhead said look she took one finger and poked her stomach and started crying and showed the doctor, taking the same finger and poked her leg, starting to cry and saying it was hurting really bad.
Then the doctor says, “Ma’am you’re not really a redhead, are you? Are you a blonde?”
The lady says “How did you know doctor?” The doctor replies, “Your finger is broken.”