Q: What did the dog say when it sat down on sandpaper?
A: Ruff, ruff
Joke #5421
Q: When is the best time to visit the library?
A: When there’s a title wave
Joke #5420
Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves
Joke #5419
Q: What smells most in the kitchen?
A: Your nose
Joke #5418
Q: What has four eyes but can not see?
A: Mississippi
Joke #5417
Q: What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A: A mushroom
Joke #5416
Q: What do whales spread on their toast?
A: Jellyfish
Joke #5415
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: A bluebird
Joke #5414
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it is ajar
Joke #5413
Q: Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: A retail store
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do space creatures do when they lose their tails?
A: They go to a retail store.
Joke #5412
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: She didn’t have any guts!
Joke #5411
Q: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A: A carpet
Joke #5410
Q: Why couldn’t the glass fool anyone?
A: People could see right through him
Joke #5409
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane
Joke #5408
Q: What kind of ties are too heavy to wear?
A: Railroad ties