“The teacher shit the lesson for the next day and fucked the class”
– davepoobond
Quote #22234
“The chef pissed the recipe and then shit the dessert”
– davepoobond
Quote #22233
“Laura shit the right day, but she fucked at the wrong time”
– davepoobond
Quote #22232
“Frankie has already fucked the car.”
– davepoobond
Quote #22230
“Naomi fucked the boxes in the storage room and fucked the door.”
– davepoobond
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