davepoobond: i scream you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
davepoobond: i hate that commercial
Tetsuya: o.o;;
davepoobond: it was just that stupid nasty ice cream, and then chocolate syrup falling on it
Tetsuya: …Yeah, pretty much.
davepoobond: and those ANNOYING annoying kids
davepoobond: have you played parappa the rappa 2?
Tetsuya: Yeah.
davepoobond: good game huh
Tetsuya: Fun at times.
davepoobond: i gotta believe!!
davepoobond: i cant wait till elian gonzalez grows up
davepoobond: cuz then he’ll pry be an actor
davepoobond: or something
Lumpy: o.O
davepoobond: starring Elian Gonzalez. “The Life of Elian Gonzalez”
davepoobond: like one of those biographical films
davepoobond: like The Hurricane
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: Janet Reno would be like the antagonist
davepoobond: and its all controversy
davepoobond: and they show like a real side to elian
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: and he’s like sitting on the side of the pool with his legs in the water
davepoobond: playing with a toy
davepoobond: and he doesnt say anything cuz he only knows spanish
davepoobond: oh yeah in the beginning his ship sinks or something and then he swims to the shore. and its all dramatic. like in cast away or something
davepoobond: and his only friends are the media
davepoobond: that give him lollipops and stuff
Lumpy: ::shakes his head::
davepoobond: and then his “vacation” ends when his daddy comes back
davepoobond: and no one knows that he doesnt like him cuz he speaks in a slurred obsolete mayan version of spanish that isnt actually spanish
davepoobond: and they try to get him back with his father
davepoobond: but they dont let him
davepoobond: and then a masked guy with a gun comes and gets him in the closet, because one of his media guy friends put him in there
davepoobond: and the media guy gets a picture of it
Lumpy: let it go
davepoobond: ok i’m sorry
davepoobond: “well your dumb. and stupid too!”
FireRaze: And I hate your guts, so we are even!
davepoobond: – me just 1 minute ago
davepoobond: i said that to my sister
FireRaze: – Me forever!
FireRaze: Heh
davepoobond: k=========
davepoobond: guess what that is
davepoobond: a hammer
davepoobond: hahahaha
FireRaze: hahahahahaahahahaahah
davepoobond: i got my report card
FireRaze: cool
davepoobond: and i passed all my classes yay
davepoobond: did you get yours yet?
FireRaze: yeah
FireRaze: a long time ago
FireRaze: I got almost all As
davepoobond: yeah i think i got it later than everyone else
davepoobond: want a million dollars?
FireRaze: heh
FireRaze: sure
davepoobond: for free?
FireRaze: sure
davepoobond: how to get a million dollars for free
FireRaze: Hey! I didnt get a million dollars!!!
davepoobond: pretty cooooooool huh
davepoobond: LOL
davepoobond: thats how i lure people into squackle
davepoobond: i post that link around places, and people say “a million dollars! wow!”
davepoobond: and then they go through all that, and they dont get a million dollars! Ahahahaha
davepoobond: yo
Tetsuya: ][ Well, I’m not here right now. As you can guess I’m afk, and you’re only talking to my awnsering machine thingie. I’ll be back sooner or later, and I’ll get back to you… ][
davepoobond: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo
Blind Bubba: …..
davepoobond: ….
Raini Majora: *appears in a colorful bust of smoke* LotS will soon be destroyed…along with all of it’s…pathetic members
davepoobond: COOL!
davepoobond: tell me more fairy tales
Raini Majora: *tilts her head curiously*
davepoobond: nyah nyah nyah nyah
Raini Majora: watch and see..
davepoobond: lala alalalalalalal
Raini Majora: *disappears*
davepoobond: watch and see what?
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: you disappeared?!
davepoobond: ahhh!
davepoobond: i cant see you!!!!
davepoobond: WHERE ARE YOUUUU
Raini Majora: (TOS)
davepoobond: what are you talking about? you IMd me
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I don’t think she actually reported me to TOS. It was probably just to get me to shut up.
davepoobond: are you done w/your chores
Blind Bubba: yep
davepoobond: wanna do something
davepoobond: i’m bored off my ass
Blind Bubba: got someone over
Blind Bubba: but if you have money
Blind Bubba: you could come over i suppose
davepoobond: heh. how much
Blind Bubba: 5 dollars
davepoobond: i’m in
Blind Bubba: ok
davepoobond: should i bring it in singles or something?
Blind Bubba: yes
Blind Bubba: oh’
Blind Bubba: you should put it like
Blind Bubba: i have these cement things that have wooden posts holding up the front
Blind Bubba: put it on that
Blind Bubba: back away
Blind Bubba: ill take the money
Blind Bubba: check if its real
Blind Bubba: then we’ll see
davepoobond: wtf
davepoobond: yer just gonna jack it from me
Blind Bubba: no, its a fee
davepoobond: to do what
Blind Bubba: to come over, wat do you think
Blind Bubba: or
Blind Bubba: wait
Blind Bubba: do you want to goto pc
Blind Bubba: o wait, do you caer
Blind Bubba: about 6 months
Blind Bubba: crap you do dont you
Blind Bubba: fudie
davepoobond: i dont REALLY care about it
davepoobond: i do if i get caught
davepoobond: but i doubt i will
davepoobond: y’want me to drive you somewhere or something
Blind Bubba: nah doyou want to pc201
davepoobond: what does that mean
Blind Bubba: nm
Blind Bubba: yah i guess u can come over till 3 or 3 30 or somethin
davepoobond: alright 45 minutes
davepoobond: whoo!
Blind Bubba: o
Blind Bubba: er
Blind Bubba: 4
Blind Bubba: or 4 30
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: whatever
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That day, davepoobond, Blind Bubba and some other guy shot some BB guns at a wooden fence, then went to Burger King, then went to a PC “cafe” kind of thing. Isn’t that interesting? Its the first time dave had been to one of those PC kinds of places.
davepoobond: i sweer man, midis are cool
davepoobond: they are the superior form of music
FireRaze: You say it one more time!!!!
FireRaze: And Ill….
FireRaze: Im going to kill you anyway
FireRaze: ::starts hitting him with soft, girly punches::
davepoobond: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
FireRaze: die
FireRaze: MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK MIDIS SUCK
FireRaze: SAY IT!!!
davepoobond: NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVERNEVER NEVER NEVER
FireRaze: You are making me very angry
FireRaze: ::turns a stereo all the way up with real music::
FireRaze: HAHA!!
FireRaze: Listen!!
davepoobond: NO NEVER
FireRaze: You will listen!
davepoobond: ::plays californication by the red hot chili peppers in MIDI::
davepoobond: this is so much cooler than the regular version
davepoobond: i love the whistle instead of the voice
FireRaze: no No NO!!!
FireRaze: Please!!
FireRaze: AHHHH IM Melting!!
FireRaze: Melting!!
davepoobond: it takes real musical ability to make MIDIs, you know
FireRaze: Its all done on a keyboard
davepoobond: DREAM OF CALIFORN-ICATIONNNNNN
FireRaze: ::Starts playing Jimi Hendrix “Voodoo Child”::
davepoobond: hmmm hmmmmmm
davepoobond: hmmmmmmm hmmMmmMm
FireRaze: :: and Limp Bizkit “Rollin” at the same time::
davepoobond: that’s kinda a bad song
davepoobond: why would you listen to that anyway
davepoobond: they made 2 versions of that song
davepoobond: did you know that
FireRaze: I really dont
FireRaze: I know
FireRaze: It just popped into my head
davepoobond: rollercoaster of love
davepoobond: 2:26 of pure goodness
FireRaze: I have to go
davepoobond: ok bye
FireRaze: I cant take this MIDI crap no more
davepoobond: haha bye
FireRaze: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :Runs away screaming::
FireRaze: Bye
davepoobond: what are you doing today
Blind Bubba: Contemplating the ‘true meaning’ of this very old, ugly monitor in front of me. All other priorities I once held now pale in comparison. Thus, any IMs must wait awhile until I feel this ‘holy mission’ is complete.
be back in few hours…
davepoobond: ………WHAT THE HELL did you just say
davepoobond: hey remember me
Kemp: once
Kemp: upon
Kemp: a time
Kemp: I think I’ll BW in a momement, though, oddly enough
Kemp: =P
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: moo
Kaz: You know cows dont say moo right?
davepoobond: what do they say then
Kaz: They sound more like uuuuuuuurnm
davepoobond: muuuuuuuuu
Kaz: uuuuuuuurnm
davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUURNM!
davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOO
Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNM DAMMIT!
davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
davepoobond: mooboo!
Kaz: moo?
Kaz: How could you!
davepoobond: cluck cluck honk honk wink wink gobble gobble
davepoobond: yoink yoink
Kaz: I feel your pain..
davepoobond: oink!
Trepidation: AYYYYYYY!!!
davepoobond: moooooo!
Trepidation: ooooooooooooiiiink!
davepoobond: boooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Trepidation: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Trepidation: ::runs away screaming like that pepsi girl::
This person IMd me because of the IM #6372 that I had with Squall.
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DarkCrawlerz: go to hell
davepoobond: who are you
DarkCrawlerz: a friend of shawn
davepoobond: ya well
davepoobond: if you’re a friend, then i’m the king of england
DarkCrawlerz: ok
davepoobond: and i’m screwin the queen of england
davepoobond: while she’s jackin off your mom
davepoobond: while she’s jackin off your dog
davepoobond: YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I’LL MAKE YOU PAY
DarkCrawlerz: haha
DarkCrawlerz: go to hell
davepoobond: no. YOU go to hell
DarkCrawlerz: already in hell
DarkCrawlerz: why dont u come down
davepoobond: i’m already there too
DarkCrawlerz: who ru
davepoobond: where do you live? i’ll come over
DarkCrawlerz: pennsauken
davepoobond: no kidding
davepoobond: well how about that
davepoobond: boo
Squall: who is this
davepoobond: Asdilik Pickinson
Squall: ohh
davepoobond: 1423 Oak Park Drive
Squall: right…
davepoobond: Missouri, Kansas
davepoobond: i didnt name the town, i’m sorry
Squall: i dont know anyone from kansas
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: now you do
Squall: right..
davepoobond: so whats up
Squall: nuthin
davepoobond: same with me. momma is milking the cows, and my sister is milking the chickens, and i’m trying to make millions of dollars on the internet so we dont have to milk any animals any more
Squall: right…
davepoobond: guess whos back
Squall: your mom?
davepoobond: back again
davepoobond: guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back
davepoobond: EM EM EM EM EM INEM
davepoobond: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
davepoobond: actually my moms back now
davepoobond: she wants to talk to you
davepoobond: is that ok
Squall: no
davepoobond: seriously now, you dont remember who i am?
Squall: no