Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6416: puppyluvingal -> davepoobond

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puppyluvingal: what part?

davepoobond: la

puppyluvingal: oh

puppyluvingal: gf?

davepoobond: nah

puppyluvingal: oh

puppyluvingal: what ya wearin?

davepoobond: a strap on penis on my forhead

puppyluvingal: :-*

puppyluvingal: das all?

davepoobond: pretty much

davepoobond: how about you

puppyluvingal: i’m not wearin ne thing

puppyluvingal: i have to change

davepoobond: thats great

puppyluvingal: mhm

davepoobond: 😀

puppyluvingal: eva had a gf?

davepoobond: no

puppyluvingal: aww

puppyluvingal: pic?

davepoobond: no

puppyluvingal: ok

davepoobond: u

puppyluvingal: no

puppyluvingal: describe yourself

davepoobond: well, i have a anorexic look to myself. i have 3 tits….you can see my ribs, and one of my legs is bum, so i can barely use it. i also have a little hunchback on my back, but you cant notice it unless i peel back the extra skin that grew over it

davepoobond: how about you?

puppyluvingal: das disgusting

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: its a living

puppyluvingal: 5’4 106 lbs blonde cheerleader

davepoobond: well a cheerleader ehhhh

davepoobond: are you gonna make a career outta it

puppyluvingal: nope

davepoobond: i used to be a cheerleader too, but then they just kicked me out after 8th grade

puppyluvingal: ok…?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i have a toilet

puppyluvingal: g2go bye

davepoobond: his name is fred

davepoobond: where are you going

davepoobond: hello

puppyluvingal: swimming

davepoobond: no ur not

puppyluvingal: yea i am

puppyluvingal: i have a pool

davepoobond: ur leaving cuz you dont wanna talk to a disabled man

davepoobond: bs! no one has a pool!

puppyluvingal: no

puppyluvingal: well we do in the backyard

davepoobond: well thats quite impossible

puppyluvingal: i cant believe ya dont noe ne one with a pool

davepoobond: i refuse to believe it

puppyluvingal: fine whatever

davepoobond: i live in new york

puppyluvingal: bye

davepoobond: thats why

davepoobond: and i only said i was 16/m/ca so i can get into your online panties

Previous message was not received by puppyluvingal because of error: User puppyluvingal is not available.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6415: murfsurfdad -> davepoobond

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murfsurfdad: HEY DO YOU HAVE A MIC

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i have a mic with your mom on top of it

murfsurfdad: WANNA TALK

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: hi

murfsurfdad: I FORGOT HOW TO DO IT

davepoobond: oh well then

davepoobond: lets just talk on IMs then

murfsurfdad: TURN ON MY MIC

davepoobond: ok i’ll turn it on for you

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: START YOUR IM CONNECTION

davepoobond: blah

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: COME ON, I KNOW HOW TO DO IT

davepoobond: yeah right

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: dont give me that crap

davepoobond: i dont want any windows

davepoobond: poppin up

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: quit it

murfsurfdad: YOU HAVE TO GO TO PEOPLE AND START IT

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: IM images dont work w/sound

davepoobond: U IDIOT

murfsurfdad: are you a girl

murfsurfdad: how old

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: 56

murfsurfdad: whatever

murfsurfdad: do you have a warn

murfsurfdad: ?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: whats that

murfsurfdad: can i warn you?

murfsurfdad: ?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: if u do then i’ll slapcat sammy yer ass

murfsurfdad: why not you caint stop me

murfsurfdad: did you get it?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i did

murfsurfdad: lol

davepoobond: u ass

davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE 35%

davepoobond: ey

davepoobond: thats gay

davepoobond: why’d u warn me to 35% too

murfsurfdad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: u stupid idiot

murfsurfdad: got cha

murfsurfdad: are you 100%

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: u ass

murfsurfdad: bitch

murfsurfdad: how old are you agein

davepoobond: 11

murfsurfdad: you said you 50 something

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: ur playing

murfsurfdad: im 13

murfsurfdad: start talking

murfsurfdad wants to directly connect.

murfsurfdad cancels request; no connection was made.

murfsurfdad: ufysjdgfysdgfyguyfsdweihiouchhhbcudcbdds

davepoobond: asdfoiweuoruoxc

murfsurfdad: hey

davepoobond: what

murfsurfdad: hkjxvnbkjzdfnvj

murfsurfdad: jvhksvf

murfsurfdad: dfg

murfsurfdad: a

davepoobond: poqew

davepoobond: good job

davepoobond: do it again

davepoobond: so i can hear you

davepoobond: u stupid

davepoobond: wtf

murfsurfdad: hey

davepoobond: i dont wanna talk to u

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6414: davepoobond -> LiLPrettiBoi

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davepoobond: hey i got a sexy body

LiLPrettiBoi: why dont i see U!

davepoobond: cuz i’m at my computer, numbnuts!

LiLPrettiBoi: well u can stick out ur head so i can see were u r

davepoobond: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: put it this way

davepoobond: what?

davepoobond: i did

davepoobond: you didnt see me

davepoobond: ?

LiLPrettiBoi: wat street do u live in?

davepoobond: i dont live in a street

LiLPrettiBoi: were then

davepoobond: “pully my finger song”

LiLPrettiBoi: wat

davepoobond: cranberry

LiLPrettiBoi: i dont get u ?

davepoobond: ok?

davepoobond: 😀

davepoobond: O:-)

davepoobond: 😎

davepoobond: 😛

davepoobond: :-X

davepoobond: :-[

davepoobond: >:o

davepoobond: 😉

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: :-*

davepoobond: 🙁

LiLPrettiBoi: :-)=-O:-$:'(:-(

davepoobond: :-\

davepoobond: :-$

davepoobond: =-O

LiLPrettiBoi: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

LiLPrettiBoi: 😛

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: 🙂

LiLPrettiBoi: ok wit the thing

davepoobond:

:-)=-O:-$:-\:-(:-*:-!:'(;-)>:o:-[:-X:-P8-)

O:-):-D

LiLPrettiBoi: ok, stop wit the thing

LiLPrettiBoi: u wat to see mypic

LiLPrettiBoi: my pic

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: i might b traumatized for life

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: is it on a web site

LiLPrettiBoi: no

LiLPrettiBoi: my pic

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: whatever

LiLPrettiBoi wants to directly connect (12:17:27 PM).

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made (12:17:29 PM).

davepoobond: no

LiLPrettiBoi wants to directly connect (12:17:34 PM).

davepoobond declines request; no connection was made (12:17:36 PM).

davepoobond: i dont want it

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: watever

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

LiLPrettiBoi: ok den

LiLPrettiBoi: g2g

davepoobond: good bye

davepoobond: ur really boring to talk to

LiLPrettiBoi: no

davepoobond: sure ya are

davepoobond: i was talking to u for tha last

davepoobond: hour 20 minutes

LiLPrettiBoi: and

davepoobond: just go

LiLPrettiBoi: cuzz u wat to get horny

davepoobond: yeah well

davepoobond: u wussed out and u didnt finish me off

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wat do i get out of this

LiLPrettiBoi: u fingerd urself?

LiLPrettiBoi: or wat?

davepoobond: no i didnt

davepoobond: cuz u stopped

LiLPrettiBoi: wat do i get out of this if i finshed u off

davepoobond: the pride of finishing off a 9 year old girl

LiLPrettiBoi: ok

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

LiLPrettiBoi: i’ll get u horny

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: comon hurry up i dont have all day

LiLPrettiBoi: first, i put my tongue in ur pussy and start licking and tickling

davepoobond: ooh ok

LiLPrettiBoi: open ur wide sexy leg, so i can stick my dick in ur tight pussy

davepoobond: it may be tight but its really loose cuz my dad beat u to it

LiLPrettiBoi: wat?

LiLPrettiBoi: ur dad hit it

LiLPrettiBoi: wateva

davepoobond: yeah he did

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I block him and warn him to 30%.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6410: bethb -> davepoobond

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bethb: Hey, can you answer the survey in my info please? thnx

davepoobond: why

bethb: hahahaha i love your sn its funny

davepoobond: does it open a new window or something

davepoobond: well, of course

bethb: no

davepoobond: everyone loves a third tit right?

bethb: i guess so…depends lol

davepoobond: that doesnt cut it. the automatic answer is

“yes”

bethb: lol aright

davepoobond: bored? wanna laugh? go to Squackle!

bethb: thnx 🙂

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: y’must b if ur goin around telling people to

vote whether or not you should get ur tongue pierced

bethb: i dunno……

bethb: a/s/l?

davepoobond: 16.m.ca

davepoobond: u

bethb: 15/f/nh

davepoobond: is that the blue or the orange state

bethb: no idea

davepoobond: didja go to my site

bethb: yea

davepoobond: whaddya think so far

davepoobond: or what did you think if ur not there anymore

davepoobond: which was less than 2 minutes…….

bethb: i think it was pretyt kewl i’m still reading it

davepoobond: o ok

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#6408: FoozBlondeSista -> davepoobond

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FoozBlondeSista: some name

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: but what am i gonna do about it

FoozBlondeSista: do abou;what

davepoobond: never mind

FoozBlondeSista: ok i gtg bye

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: that doesnt make sense

davepoobond: fine bye

davepoobond: bllllllll

FoozBlondeSista: leave me alone

davepoobond: why?

FoozBlondeSista: just leave me alone

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: what’d i do

FoozBlondeSista: stop asking me why n leave me alone r u can jus talk ta my bf

davepoobond: why

davepoobond: ok i’ll talk to him

FoozBlondeSista: aight wait then

davepoobond: daddy didnt love meeeeeeee

Auto response from FoozBlondeSista: see that lil ‘away message’ notepad? yanno what that means? AWAY!! therefore, I AM NOT HIR!!

davepoobond: no i dont

davepoobond: where’s ur bf

FoozBlondeSista: leave me alone, he’ll im u when he gets back

davepoobond: whats he doin

davepoobond: ur mom?

FoozBlondeSista: he’s away right now, so LEAVE ME ALONE, and my MOM isnt even here

davepoobond: OK THEN

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6407: davepoobond -> AngelBabi

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Dr. Dave to the rescue!

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davepoobond: whats the matter angel. you think you’re pregnant?

AngelBabi: ya

davepoobond: who’d you have sex with unprotected

AngelBabi: it was protected

davepoobond: did the condom break

AngelBabi: i dont know

davepoobond: did you have your period at the right time

AngelBabi: no

davepoobond: you’re pry pregnant then.

davepoobond: you have to get a test though

davepoobond: did the guy walk out

AngelBabi: no

davepoobond: is he gonna be supportive

AngelBabi: he doesnt know

davepoobond: is he a boyfriend

AngelBabi: y

AngelBabi: *ya

davepoobond: you should bring it up with him to see what you should do

davepoobond: of course you’re gonna have to have an abortion

davepoobond: so its a lotta money

davepoobond: but how long ago was it that you had sex

AngelBabi: like a month ago

davepoobond: that was the last time?

AngelBabi: no but since then i havent gotten my period

davepoobond: there’s no way to be sure. you should get yourself some pregnancy tests and morning after pills

davepoobond: so every time you have sex, take the pill

davepoobond: you’d better check w/a pregnancy test

davepoobond: hello are you hearing me

AngelBabi: yeah

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: so what are you gonna do

AngelBabi: i dont know

davepoobond: ok, i’ll tell you the order of what you should do

davepoobond: 1. dont tell parents

davepoobond: 2. tell your boyfriend you may be pregnant, if he freaks out and walks out, you’re gonna be alone. if he doesnt then he’s a keeper, then you should plan what you should do

davepoobond: 3. get a pregnancy test

davepoobond: 4. test

davepoobond: are you going to do this?

AngelBabi: i dont know

davepoobond: you’re gonna have to.

AngelBabi: im definately not telling my parents i know that

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: do you listen to Loveline

AngelBabi: no

davepoobond: with dr. drew and adam

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: you should take my advice

davepoobond: you should call Planned Parenthood

davepoobond: snorgle borgen

AngelBabi: ?

davepoobond: ?

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6406: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba

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davepoobond: elooooooo

Blind Bubba: this is Blind Bubba’s sister

Blind Bubba: who are you

davepoobond: um

davepoobond: my name is HM098-L, i’m an automatic response bot

Blind Bubba: whats that

davepoobond: i basically go around tell people random things

davepoobond: i get payed for it too

Blind Bubba: how much???

davepoobond: look at me. i’m a robot. wheeeeeee!

Blind Bubba: i want to be a bot

Blind Bubba: uh…

Blind Bubba: nevermind

Blind Bubba: bye

davepoobond: k bye

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6404: davepoobond -> Lil Angel Gurl

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davepoobond: u

Lil Angel Gurl: u?

davepoobond: yeah, u

Lil Angel Gurl: oO

Lil Angel Gurl: i like that name

Lil Angel Gurl: u

Lil Angel Gurl: gOod name

davepoobond: yep

Lil Angel Gurl: wuhts krakkiN

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: i bought a new game

davepoobond: and i’m gonna go play it

davepoobond: bye

Lil Angel Gurl: oO

Lil Angel Gurl: ite

Lil Angel Gurl: late

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6402: davepoobond -> Tsenn

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davepoobond: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Tsenn: hi

davepoobond: WHATCHA DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Tsenn: nada

davepoobond: WHATCHA WEARRINNNNNNNNNNN

Tsenn: clothes

davepoobond: WOW

davepoobond: I’M NOT

davepoobond: ITS MORE LIKE SOMETHING BETWEEN BARBED WIRE AND THICK PLASTIC

Tsenn: heh

davepoobond: i’ve been playing legend of mana too much

davepoobond: i’m sorry

Tsenn: heh

Tsenn: dont worry about it

davepoobond: gawd i want Dark Cloud but i cant find it at blockbuster

davepoobond: they’re supposed to have a good selection of games, but they have 9 games they’re selling

Tsenn: heh

davepoobond: wtf kinda business is that

Tsenn: rental not seller

davepoobond: they sell games now

Tsenn: not as mucha s they rent

davepoobond: of course, but rentals in a whole are going down

davepoobond: rentals are going down the drainnnnnnnnnnnnn

davepoobond: like pooooooooo

davepoobond: hahah get it

Tsenn: right