Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
Joke #9082
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Joke #9081
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A: They both throw a ho down.
Joke #9080
Q: What does McDonald’s and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Joke #9079
Q: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A: The pool table in the oval office.
Joke #9078
Q: 100 Women Surveyed, “Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?”
A: 80% said not again.
Joke #9077
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.
Joke #9076
Q: Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A: She didn’t keep her mouth shut!
Joke #9075
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A: He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Joke #9074
Q: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?
A: Washed her hands with soap.
Joke #9073
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Joke #9072
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Joke #9071
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off.
Joke #9070
Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?
A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.
Joke #9069
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children; the other is a plastic bag.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.