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beer cow

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

beer cow – n. a cow that milks beer instead of milk

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los angeles

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

los angeles – v. to fart so much, there’s a layer of methane in/around the house, and it looks like pollution, and have the heater on.  Opposite from chicago. <see chicago>

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chicago

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

chicago – v. to fart so much that there is a layer of methane in/around your house, and it is as humid as Chicago (the city), and you have the A/C on.  Opposite from los angeles <see los angeles>

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bioré

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

bioré – v. to stick your wang into a game console controller port, and actually play by pushing your eyes, squeezing your nose, moving your ears, pulling your hair, jiggling your balls, jacking off/finger yourself, etc.

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UHUStic

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

UHUStic – n. the gayest name for a glue stick ever in the world, and lgue sticks suck, too

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chinashatt

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

chinashatt – adj. to look like one of the characters from Scooby Doo

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cristpco

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

cristpco – n. deer jerky

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uhu

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

uhu – adj. to not give a fuck if someone cut their arm, bleeding

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sponk

December 22, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

sponk – n. a TV show on Noggin (a TV station).  It has a gay gay host and 6 contestants in 2 teams of 3 doing improv with stupid things that people at Noggin.com submit or something

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senit

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

senit – v. to eat popcorn with chopsticks

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fyvush

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

fyvush – n. a prayer station

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choomuang

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

choomuang – n. a confused plant

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unch

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

unch – adj. all the states, with the exception of Utah.

Ex. Its an unch law.

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pipiv

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

pipiv – n. a map that can dance

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aviv

December 21, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

aviv – v. to take every painkiller in existence at the same time

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