YoursTruly: tell me about sailor moon!!
davepoobond: eh?
davepoobond: the RPG?
YoursTruly: i dont care just tell me about sailor moon
davepoobond: ok the RPG is boring, ridiculous
davepoobond: the tv show is ridiculous, but also very interesting
davepoobond: thats about all
Holmes: ….yeah
Holmes: hey
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much, you
Holmes: not much, you
davepoobond: not much you
Holmes: not much you
davepoobond: much you not
Holmes: pot hunch poo
davepoobond: actually what i said about that insane midget guy
davepoobond: i’m not sure if it is anymore
Holmes: ….
davepoobond: if he is blowthetoad
Holmes: i forgot?
Holmes: oh
Holmes: i haven’t talked with him in a while
Holmes: is he disappeared?
davepoobond: he lost interest in you
davepoobond: i suppose
davepoobond: not me though
davepoobond: i’m mysterious, and suave
davepoobond: and all the ladies wanna get with me
Holmes: i’m 40 and still live with my mom and still get pimples and i am republican….whats wrong with me
davepoobond: everything
davepoobond: especially that republican part
davepoobond: brb gotta crap
Holmes: oh ok…
davepoobond: have you played Sailor Moon RPG?
stimpyismyname: no..
davepoobond: its nonpariel
stimpyismyname: ?
davepoobond: my dinner tonight – almonds
stimpyismyname: wowie
stimpyismyname: neato
davepoobond: yo
Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much
davepoobond: the_insane_midget is definitely blowthetoad
davepoobond: isn’t that swell
Holmes: ugh
davepoobond: cuz he asked if he could join the “pooper troopers or whatever”
davepoobond: on “tpc”
davepoobond: i’ll give u the IM
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davepoobond shows Holmes the following IM:
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davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: he’s such an idiot
davepoobond: he repeatedly keeps trying to join squackle under different names
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
Holmes: dunno
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
Holmes: ………
Holmes: you should be shot
davepoobond: =D
Holmes: Reversi
davepoobond: whoohoo
Holmes: i’ve beaten spock 3 times
davepoobond: geez, that computer is hard
davepoobond: not spock….easy
davepoobond: tamagatchi lol
davepoobond: eh do u have this IM
davepoobond: still
davepoobond: with the joke
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: can u send it to me
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
ForeverURZ: hit me
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
rainbow party – n. an oral sex party if’s a gathering where oral sex is performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick and each one puts her mouth around the penis of the gentleman or gentlemen who are there to receive favors and makes a mark on a different place on the penis hence the term rainbow.
salad toss – n. the act of oral anal sex
;} oral sex with the anus.
davepoobond: i’ve got a joke for you
davepoobond: whats the longest word in the dictionary?
Master Nyte Hawke: Hmmm
Master Nyte Hawke: most likely one I can not spell.
Master Nyte Hawke: I will do some research and let you knw M’friend.
davepoobond: …its a JOKE
davepoobond: smiles. because there’s a mile between the s’s
Master Nyte Hawke: ohh, and here I was pulling out my dictionary
LOL
Master Nyte Hawke: ohh thats cute
I like it
davepoobond: heh
SR71 Steve: i despise batteries
davepoobond: heh why
stimpyismyname: fart
davepoobond: poo
SkatDvss: supp
davepoobond: not much
SkatDvss: nothin
SkatDvss: wat are u doin on line
davepoobond: just about to get off
SkatDvss: koool
davepoobond: uh sure
blowthetoad was on a different sn than what davepoobond knew him on, trying to act like he was somebody else.
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blowthetoad: well
blowthetoad: can i join squackle?
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont know who this is, but this is blowthetoad
davepoobond: ur asking the wrong idiot
blowthetoad: eh?
blowthetoad: no, i want to join squackle
blowthetoad: a pooper trooper or whatever
davepoobond: spaces are full
davepoobond: try back next millenia
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: who is this?
davepoobond: blowthetoad
blowthetoad: then why are you on dave’s name?
davepoobond: cuz i hacked it
blowthetoad: =0o
davepoobond: now go away
blowthetoad: :'(
blowthetoad: where can i contact dave
davepoobond: u cant
davepoobond: i tied him up and gagged him
blowthetoad: =-O
blowthetoad: darnit
davepoobond: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
davepoobond: say you dont know so i can tell u the rest of the joke
Phoenix: antidisestablishimentaryinism
davepoobond: nope
Phoenix: acually it is…
davepoobond: smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two s’s
Phoenix: ….
Phoenix: accually that was the real longest word
davepoobond: it scares me how you remember that
Phoenix: Lol
Phoenix: I am God
davepoobond: asshole
ProjectPlaya: huh
davepoobond: ur an asshole
davepoobond: u asshole
davepoobond: ya thats right, i called u an asshole
ProjectPlaya: y
davepoobond: cuz
davepoobond: u
davepoobond: are
ProjectPlaya: ok
davepoobond: ok
ProjectPlaya: asl
davepoobond: stupid puss
davepoobond: y would i wanna give u that
davepoobond: 16/m
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::davepoobond gets warned to 33% “anonymously”::
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davepoobond: stupid idiot, if ur gonna warn me to 33%, you might as well just warn me regularly
davepoobond: i KNOW its you, yer the only one i’m talkin to
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davepoobond: www.squackle.com – better than porn