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#10794: davepoobond -> Mr skatermandude

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davepoobond: hey maria

Mr skatermandude: ?

davepoobond: maria

Mr skatermandude: ummmm

Mr skatermandude: im not maria

davepoobond: gaspppp

davepoobond: hold on i’m still gasping.

Mr skatermandude: ………

Mr skatermandude: who the hell r u and what do u want

davepoobond: do you still take it up the butt

davepoobond: this is Dave Nelson

Mr skatermandude: excuse me

Mr skatermandude: but i dont kno u

davepoobond: sure you do, you have my name in your profile

davepoobond: y’see i just found out about this new searching feature on aim

davepoobond: and i searched for everyone that had my name in their profile

davepoobond: and you popped up

Mr skatermandude: sry

Mr skatermandude: the dave nelson i kno is a professional skateboarder

davepoobond: yeah, i know, i skateboard

davepoobond: i’m a pro

Mr skatermandude: who do u ride for

Mr skatermandude: ?

davepoobond: hold on

davepoobond: my agent says no one until the lawsuit is taken care of

Mr skatermandude: right………..

Mr skatermandude: go away

davepoobond: you think you can boss me around?

davepoobond: i have a vault full of coins that i swim in!

davepoobond: that’s what i do in my down time

davepoobond: :-$

davepoobond: :-\

davepoobond: 🙂

davepoobond: =-O

davepoobond: 🙁

davepoobond: :-*

Mr skatermandude: =-OBYE

davepoobond: :-!

Mr skatermandude signed off at 7:16:29 PM.

Previous message was not received by Mr skatermandude because of error: User Mr skatermandude is not available.

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#10793: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: i love you mom

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: this is patrick right

Space Poop: dont u love me?

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: my name is dmi

davepoobond: unh hunh..

Space Poop: DIMMY

Space Poop: no really

davepoobond: aren’t you supposed to be on spacepoop2002

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: thats patricks SN

Space Poop: mine is spacepopp2001

Space Poop: blah

Space Poop: u kno what i mean

davepoobond: ……….

Space Poop: ………

Space Poop: did u see O

Space Poop: good

Space Poop: dont

Space Poop: it gives u AIDS!

Space Poop: oh so many aids it gives you

Space Poop: well i gotta poo

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: waddya mean im too retarded to be a camera man?

Space Poop: HELLO

Space Poop: hit it

Space Poop: i like big butts and i cannot lie

Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

Space Poop: hah!

Space Poop: i typed two letters in teh same second

Space Poop: i have defeted you

davepoobond: no you didnt

Space Poop: yes i did

Space Poop: what r u doing

davepoobond: Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

davepoobond: 22, then 23

Space Poop: hold on

Space Poop: f

Space Poop:

crap

Space Poop: f

Space Poop: CRAP

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop:

hh

Space Poop: hah

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: thats cheating

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: i typed 2 letters in one second

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

davepoobond: 2 seconds

Space Poop: your rigging it

davepoobond: no i’m not

Space Poop: on my computer it shows its in the same second

Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: that’s cause it doesn’t send it as fast

davepoobond: good job

davepoobond: it did it finally

Space Poop: hoorah

davepoobond: Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: Space Poop (5:15:16 PM): hoorah

Space Poop: poop in a bucket

davepoobond: how’d you send me something from the future

Space Poop: uhhh

Space Poop: im the candy man

Space Poop: maybe i AM the future

Space Poop: ever think about that?

davepoobond: future of gay

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: the future of you

davepoobond: r mom

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: your mom

davepoobond: no, your mom

Space Poop: no, your mom

Space Poop: did u ever milk a cow

Space Poop: i feel like milking a hippo

Space Poop: g2g

Space Poop signed off at 4:19:42 PM.