Space Poop: WAZUUUUUPPPP

davepoobond: nothin

Space Poop: i have a confession

davepoobond: wut

Space Poop: i dont love you anymore

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: why is that

Space Poop: were breaking up

Space Poop: because….you did not eat the poo

Space Poop: will you eat the poo for me?

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: why not

Space Poop: is it because im black?

Space Poop signed off at 10:27:53 AM.

Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: someone

Space Poop: old

Space Poop: is

Space Poop: dead

Space Poop: and

Space Poop: useless

davepoobond: katherine heapburn

Space Poop: sure

Space Poop: why are old people so useless?

davepoobond: cause they’re funny

Space Poop: they can be

Space Poop: if you put something in their drink

davepoobond: and they’re hard to let go

Space Poop: hard to let go?

davepoobond: because we can’t stop being persecuted and controlled by the older generations

Space Poop: so what youre saying is, eliminate anyone over 40?

davepoobond: not necessarily

Space Poop: then what

Space Poop: eliminate anyone over 50?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: simply put them out of power

Space Poop: paralyze them?

Space Poop: stun gun ’em?

Space Poop: rape them?

Space Poop: steal theyre things?

Space Poop: umm…

Space Poop: fart in their toilets

Space Poop: and not wipe

Space Poop: ?

Space Poop: no responce.

Space Poop: nice

davepoobond: poo

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAH

Space Poop: that was golden

Space Poop: oy…

Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: i need help

davepoobond: why

Space Poop: just do

davepoobond: for…

Space Poop: bothering people

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: who?

Space Poop: whats a good way to start an IM when you try bothing someone

Space Poop: anyone

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: start out with something like “hey is this (name)”

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: something like

davepoobond: “one of your friends said you like (something stupid, and offending)”

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: youre smart

davepoobond: i have 4 years experience

davepoobond: in bothering people

Space Poop: cool

Space Poop: do u like ICP

davepoobond: they’re funny guys

davepoobond: i dont listen to their music though

davepoobond: except the things they did to make fun of eminem

Space Poop: u like eminem?

davepoobond: YEAH

davepoobond: OF COURSE I DO

davepoobond: DOYYY

Space Poop: AMAZING

davepoobond: just like everyone else in america

Space Poop: DER

Space Poop: i wonder what he sounds like when youre eating mushroomz

davepoobond: i wouldnt know, i dont do drugs

Space Poop: sure ya do

Space Poop: holy shit

Space Poop: when was i warned?

Space Poop: DID YOU DO THIS???

davepoobond: who knows

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: my computers acting reaaaal strange

davepoobond: k

Space Poop: hey

davepoobond: hi

Space Poop: what are u doing

davepoobond: nothing

Space Poop: COOOOOOL

Space Poop: what do u do for a job

davepoobond: sit on my ass

Space Poop: wow where at

Space Poop: i do the same thing

davepoobond: i do it at home

Space Poop: me too

Space Poop: how old r u again?

davepoobond: 17

Space Poop: i get 6.50$ a week for sitting on my ass

Space Poop: no one actually pays me so i just use what i find whats under
the cusions

davepoobond: heh

Space Poop: so anyways…

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: have you ever humped the fat kid in your class?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: did you

Space Poop: i tried

Space Poop: he bit me

Space Poop: then i hit him with the news paper

Space Poop: then he pissed on my teachers desk

Space Poop: what do you do for FUN?????

Space Poop: i feel naked when i dont wear shoes

Space Poop: me go poop now

Space Poop: i love you mom

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: this is patrick right

Space Poop: dont u love me?

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: my name is dmi

davepoobond: unh hunh..

Space Poop: DIMMY

Space Poop: no really

davepoobond: aren’t you supposed to be on spacepoop2002

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: thats patricks SN

Space Poop: mine is spacepopp2001

Space Poop: blah

Space Poop: u kno what i mean

davepoobond: ……….

Space Poop: ………

Space Poop: did u see O

Space Poop: good

Space Poop: dont

Space Poop: it gives u AIDS!

Space Poop: oh so many aids it gives you

Space Poop: well i gotta poo

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: waddya mean im too retarded to be a camera man?

Space Poop: HELLO

Space Poop: hit it

Space Poop: i like big butts and i cannot lie

Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

Space Poop: hah!

Space Poop: i typed two letters in teh same second

Space Poop: i have defeted you

davepoobond: no you didnt

Space Poop: yes i did

Space Poop: what r u doing

davepoobond: Space Poop: A

Space Poop: a

davepoobond: 22, then 23

Space Poop: hold on

Space Poop: f

Space Poop:

crap

Space Poop: f

Space Poop: CRAP

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: Space Poop: g

Space Poop: g

Space Poop:

hh

Space Poop: hah

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: thats cheating

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: i typed 2 letters in one second

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

Space Poop: there

davepoobond: Space Poop: d

Space Poop: d

davepoobond: 2 seconds

Space Poop: your rigging it

davepoobond: no i’m not

Space Poop: on my computer it shows its in the same second

Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: that’s cause it doesn’t send it as fast

davepoobond: good job

davepoobond: it did it finally

Space Poop: hoorah

davepoobond: Space Poop: ;

Space Poop: ;

davepoobond: Space Poop (5:15:16 PM): hoorah

Space Poop: poop in a bucket

davepoobond: how’d you send me something from the future

Space Poop: uhhh

Space Poop: im the candy man

Space Poop: maybe i AM the future

Space Poop: ever think about that?

davepoobond: future of gay

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: the future of you

davepoobond: r mom

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: your mom

davepoobond: no, your mom

Space Poop: no, your mom

Space Poop: did u ever milk a cow

Space Poop: i feel like milking a hippo

Space Poop: g2g

Space Poop signed off at 4:19:42 PM.

Space Poop was on a different screen name than he usually was on.  davepoobond didn’t know the one he was on.

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Space Poop: im gonna eat you

davepoobond: do you have to

Space Poop: yes its in my contract

Space Poop: i have webbed toes by the way

davepoobond: shocking

Space Poop: sure is

davepoobond: :-\

Space Poop: you win a prize

Space Poop: YOU WIN 3 BLANK CDS!

davepoobond: yessssss

davepoobond: are they colored

Space Poop: no im sorry

Space Poop: to get the colored ones you have to do a good deed such as
kill an ugly person

Space Poop: nooooooooo

davepoobond: what

Space Poop: i dont know

Space Poop: im known for typing random things

davepoobond: unh hunh

Space Poop: WHAT ARE YOU KNOWN FOR?!!!!!!???

Space Poop: you have no buddy icon

davepoobond: sure i do

Space Poop: that saddens me

Space Poop: no u dont

davepoobond: yeah i do

davepoobond: you have to look closer

Space Poop: oh now i see it

Space Poop: the warn icon

Space Poop: very nice one

Space Poop: those are very popular

Space Poop: oh a monkey

Space Poop: how amazing

Space Poop: where did you get it

Space Poop: oh now i see some turtles

Space Poop: with some weapons

Space Poop: some other flashy stuff

Space Poop: say hih bob

Space Poop: “hi bob”

Space Poop: then the guy with the ax

Space Poop: ok i get the point dude

davepoobond: i got a better one now

Space Poop: mine is better

Space Poop: oh thats nice

Space Poop: mine is more mature

Space Poop: look how fast hes poundin’ that little thing

davepoobond: i dont see it

Space Poop: oh well

Space Poop: then i must die

Space Poop: i feel like warning myself

Space Poop: there

Space Poop: im warned to 35

Space Poop: here you try warning me

Space Poop: its fun!

davepoobond: its ok

Space Poop: pleasee

Space Poop: my record is 74

Space Poop: i wont warn you i promise

Space Poop: just warn me

Space Poop: thats the spirit

davepoobond: only 74?

davepoobond: i’ve reached 100

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: hey sexy

davepoobond: isn’t it great

Space Poop: i got to 100

Space Poop: how long do you think it’ll take to get to 0%

davepoobond: a few hours

Space Poop: hmm i woulda said a couple days

Space Poop: will u mary me?

davepoobond: lets hold off on marriage for a while

Space Poop: but what about our son?

davepoobond: who

Space Poop: little billy

Space Poop: IM me on Space Poop

Space Poop: asasasas

Space Poop: tuna

Space Poop: monkey

Space Poop: poop

Space Poop: YES YES YES YES YES

Space Poop: THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Space Poop: die

Space Poop: eh hehahahha

Space Poop: fast sex

Space Poop:

Space Poop: bling bling

Space Poop: bling bling foo

Space Poop: POOP!

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: yes

Space Poop: maybe?

Space Poop: a boom boom chicka chicka boom boom

Space Poop: i g2g watch more TV?!?!?!?!?!

Space Poop: im the hulk

Space Poop: what r u doing

davepoobond: ur mom in the backseat of my car

Space Poop: ok

Space Poop: have fun

Space Poop: wait

Space Poop: you got a computer in your car?

davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhh

davepoobond: i’m typing through my mind

Space Poop: coooool

Space Poop: im drawing the fat kid in my class

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: your mom says hi

Space Poop: my moms at work

davepoobond: yeah, on me

davepoobond: bwah

davepoobond: ahaha

Space Poop: hahahahaha

Space Poop: HAHAHHAHA

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAHHA

Space Poop: wait

Space Poop: thats bad

Space Poop: do u like eminem?

davepoobond: ya

Space Poop: hmmm

Space Poop: tom green?

davepoobond: yeah

Space Poop: you’re on candid camera

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: you are

davepoobond: i am

davepoobond: oh my god

Space Poop: how many gods are there

davepoobond: 15 and 1/2

Space Poop: is the half a midget?

Space Poop: urine

davepoobond: that’s not all that life is about

Space Poop: oh, and what else is there to life?

Space Poop: and why does it take you 2 IMs to get you to talk?

davepoobond: i dont know

Space Poop: put paper clips in your mouth and chew on your pinky

Space Poop: it feels cool

Space Poop: and your gums bleed

davepoobond: gums bleeding isn’t my thing

Space Poop: really? its my fetish

Space Poop: i gotta go play friends guitar

davepoobond: k

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Space Poop: am i annoying?

davepoobond: i can name more annoying people

Space Poop: can u put me on the site?

Space Poop: or am i too ugly…

davepoobond: uhhh

Space Poop: no

davepoobond: whaddya mean put you on the site

davepoobond: mean*

Space Poop: uhh

davepoobond: you*

Space Poop: i unno

Space Poop: thinking

Space Poop: nevermind

davepoobond: l

davepoobond: k

Space Poop: ?

davepoobond: nothin

Space Poop: you know sniffing glue is bad for you, right?

davepoobond: yea

Space Poop: ok

Space Poop: hey

davepoobond: hi

Space Poop: a/s/l

davepoobond: 17/m/ca

davepoobond: u

Space Poop: 17/m/il

Space Poop: i saw ur website

Space Poop: its funny

davepoobond: thanks

Space Poop: poo

davepoobond: what’d you like about it

Space Poop: poo is in both our sn’s

davepoobond: yeah…

Space Poop: what did i like about what?

davepoobond: the site

Space Poop: its funny as hell

davepoobond: like anything in specific

Space Poop: umm

Space Poop: its funny?

Space Poop: i dunno

davepoobond: heh

Space Poop: the IMs just make me laugh

davepoobond: do you think it needs anything?

Space Poop: hmm

davepoobond: or is there something that can be improved or something

Space Poop: my brain is thinking

Space Poop: no

Space Poop: its good

Space Poop: you said it! you just said i’ve been Xed!

Space Poop: oh my gosh!

Space Poop: my friend said i would never talk to jamie kennedy

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: you’ve been xed again

davepoobond: ha ha

Space Poop: stop it!

Space Poop: im gonna need to change my pants

davepoobond: and again and again

Space Poop: wee!

davepoobond: that kinda cancels out though

davepoobond: :-X

Space Poop: my fat self has to go get the pizza out of the oven

davepoobond: you should join the squackle bulletin board

davepoobond: yaa…

davepoobond: i gtg

Space Poop: ok