Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10871: singthesorrow04 -> davepoobond

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Hey Muggo!

After #10869, MuGG102’s friend IMs me.

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singthesorrow04: hey sexy

davepoobond: hey bitch

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: who’s this

singthesorrow04: its ok

singthesorrow04: mugg band mate

davepoobond: ohhh

davepoobond: never mind i’m not sorry

davepoobond: yer muggo’s friend eh

singthesorrow04: why

singthesorrow04: shes cool

singthesorrow04: yes im her friend

davepoobond: its a she..

davepoobond: hmm

singthesorrow04: your a girl

davepoobond: right…

davepoobond: so muggo was all like “help me man, this jerk is IMing me asking me if i get pounded good”

davepoobond: right

singthesorrow04: ya

singthesorrow04: i guess

singthesorrow04: i dont know wut u r talking about

davepoobond: how’d you know to IM me

singthesorrow04: she told me to

davepoobond: unh hunh..

singthesorrow04: well bye

davepoobond: hi

singthesorrow04: hey

davepoobond: hi

singthesorrow04: i said hey

davepoobond: i said hi back to your hey

singthesorrow04: whats ur asl

davepoobond: 17/m/ca

davepoobond: you

singthesorrow04: you just said u were a girl

davepoobond: no i didn’t

singthesorrow04: 16/f/ca

davepoobond: i’ve got dave in my name

davepoobond: y’think i’m a girl

singthesorrow04: no i knew you were lieing

davepoobond: what part of ca you in

singthesorrow04: la

davepoobond: how bout that me too

singthesorrow04: cool really

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: so you’re in a band huh

singthesorrow04: ya

davepoobond: do you have a web site

singthesorrow04: no

davepoobond: i can make one for you guys. I own a web site called squackle.com

davepoobond: i was just bullshitting yer friend so i could get some laughs outta it

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and the rest is boring

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#10870: davepoobond -> MuGG102

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Hey Muggo!

davepoobond: hey muggo

MuGG102: who are u

davepoobond: steven andersen. i live in glendale, alabama, 1022 stocker street

davepoobond: you?

MuGG102: oh i g2g

davepoobond: yeah right

davepoobond: i dont believe you

davepoobond: you’re probably gonna come over to my house right now

davepoobond: and rape my women

davepoobond: and pillage my sheep

davepoobond: WE WILL NOT LET YOU RAPE AND PILLAGE

davepoobond: fag

MuGG102: asshole

MuGG102: haha

davepoobond: jo mama

MuGG102: i dont even know u

davepoobond: i told you my name

davepoobond: you know who i am

MuGG102: get out of my fucken face

davepoobond: ok

MuGG102: kk]

davepoobond: first let me fart in it

davepoobond: ok?

davepoobond: FARRRRRTTT

davepoobond: FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

davepoobond: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

davepoobond: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

davepoobond: RRRRRRRRRR

davepoobond: TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

MuGG102: a fag

davepoobond: that’s what you are…

MuGG102: no

davepoobond: uhh yea

davepoobond: we established that

davepoobond: already

MuGG102: asshole

davepoobond: at 1:41:13

MuGG102: get the fuck out of my face loser

davepoobond: that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

MuGG102: dipshit

davepoobond: why do you keep highlighting your words

MuGG102: go to hell asshole

davepoobond: did you call me a hole

davepoobond: that is an ass

davepoobond: what does that mean?

MuGG102: oh god

davepoobond: a hole that is an ass

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: i dont get it

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: muggo muggo

MuGG102: its mugg

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: mugglo2

MuGG102: go to hell

davepoobond: muggo for short

MuGG102: its MuGG

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: muggo?

davepoobond: hey muggo

davepoobond: i have a question

MuGG102: what ass hole

davepoobond: do you get pounded good?

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10868: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: someone

Space Poop: old

Space Poop: is

Space Poop: dead

Space Poop: and

Space Poop: useless

davepoobond: katherine heapburn

Space Poop: sure

Space Poop: why are old people so useless?

davepoobond: cause they’re funny

Space Poop: they can be

Space Poop: if you put something in their drink

davepoobond: and they’re hard to let go

Space Poop: hard to let go?

davepoobond: because we can’t stop being persecuted and controlled by the older generations

Space Poop: so what youre saying is, eliminate anyone over 40?

davepoobond: not necessarily

Space Poop: then what

Space Poop: eliminate anyone over 50?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: simply put them out of power

Space Poop: paralyze them?

Space Poop: stun gun ’em?

Space Poop: rape them?

Space Poop: steal theyre things?

Space Poop: umm…

Space Poop: fart in their toilets

Space Poop: and not wipe

Space Poop: ?

Space Poop: no responce.

Space Poop: nice

davepoobond: poo

Space Poop: HAHAHAHAH

Space Poop: that was golden

Space Poop: oy…

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#10867: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop was on a screen name that davepoobond doesn’t know.

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Space Poop: i need help

davepoobond: why

Space Poop: just do

davepoobond: for…

Space Poop: bothering people

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: who?

Space Poop: whats a good way to start an IM when you try bothing someone

Space Poop: anyone

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: start out with something like “hey is this (name)”

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: something like

davepoobond: “one of your friends said you like (something stupid, and offending)”

Space Poop: wow

Space Poop: youre smart

davepoobond: i have 4 years experience

davepoobond: in bothering people

Space Poop: cool

Space Poop: do u like ICP

davepoobond: they’re funny guys

davepoobond: i dont listen to their music though

davepoobond: except the things they did to make fun of eminem

Space Poop: u like eminem?

davepoobond: YEAH

davepoobond: OF COURSE I DO

davepoobond: DOYYY

Space Poop: AMAZING

davepoobond: just like everyone else in america

Space Poop: DER

Space Poop: i wonder what he sounds like when youre eating mushroomz

davepoobond: i wouldnt know, i dont do drugs

Space Poop: sure ya do

Space Poop: holy shit

Space Poop: when was i warned?

Space Poop: DID YOU DO THIS???

davepoobond: who knows

davepoobond: no

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: my computers acting reaaaal strange

davepoobond: k

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10864: Space Poop -> davepoobond

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Space Poop: hey

davepoobond: hi

Space Poop: what are u doing

davepoobond: nothing

Space Poop: COOOOOOL

Space Poop: what do u do for a job

davepoobond: sit on my ass

Space Poop: wow where at

Space Poop: i do the same thing

davepoobond: i do it at home

Space Poop: me too

Space Poop: how old r u again?

davepoobond: 17

Space Poop: i get 6.50$ a week for sitting on my ass

Space Poop: no one actually pays me so i just use what i find whats under
the cusions

davepoobond: heh

Space Poop: so anyways…

Space Poop: brb

Space Poop: have you ever humped the fat kid in your class?

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: did you

Space Poop: i tried

Space Poop: he bit me

Space Poop: then i hit him with the news paper

Space Poop: then he pissed on my teachers desk

Space Poop: what do you do for FUN?????

Space Poop: i feel naked when i dont wear shoes

Space Poop: me go poop now

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10863: stimpyismyname -> crazybabegirl22

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stimpyismyname: hi!

stimpyismyname: my name is christopher

crazybabegirl22: lol ok

crazybabegirl22: hey

stimpyismyname: got a pic?

stimpyismyname: i do!

crazybabegirl22 wants to directly connect.

crazybabegirl22 is now directly connected.

crazybabegirl22:

stimpyismyname:

Plastic Pirate Head

stimpyismyname: yo ho ho

crazybabegirl22 direct connection is closed.

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#10860: davepoobond -> xoxo KELSEY

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davepoobond: hey bitch

xoxo KELSEY: scuse me?

davepoobond: you’re excused

xoxo KELSEY: *shakes fist at you*

davepoobond: AHAHA

davepoobond: I FOOOLEDD YOUUU

davepoobond: how’s it going, its me

davepoobond: andrew

xoxo KELSEY: *is confused*

xoxo KELSEY: who’s andrew?

davepoobond: …

xoxo KELSEY: …?

davepoobond: andy

davepoobond: its me

xoxo KELSEY: righttt… andy…

davepoobond: that’s my name

xoxo KELSEY: mmk.

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#10859: davepoobond -> CIVICBOI63 / MexImportBoi -> / zackrat123 ->

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davepoobond: do you like honda civics

CIVICBOI63: yup

davepoobond: do you like hyundai civics

CIVICBOI63: there no such thing as hundai civic

davepoobond: SHUT UP

davepoobond: DON’T TRY TO FOOL ME

CIVICBOI63: u shut up

CIVICBOI63: i aint

davepoobond: YES YOU DID

davepoobond: I HAVE ONE

davepoobond: IT HAS AN H

CIVICBOI63: there is no hundai civics

CIVICBOI63: for honda

davepoobond: ….FOR HYUNDAI

CIVICBOI63: HONDA

davepoobond: DAMMIT I WAS FAMBOOZLED!

CIVICBOI63: i kno civics r from honda

davepoobond: no they’re not

CIVICBOI63: how much u wanna bet

davepoobond: 3 and a half cents

CIVICBOI63: that stupid

CIVICBOI63: is da H has a square around it???

davepoobond: yes

CIVICBOI63: its a honda

CIVICBOI63: i can prove it 2

davepoobond: how

davepoobond: a stupid square?

davepoobond: i can draw a square around an h

CIVICBOI63: yah

davepoobond: and call it a honda

davepoobond: so what

CIVICBOI63: ahh ur stupid

CIVICBOI63: u c my icon????

davepoobond: its probably something gay

CIVICBOI63: nope

CIVICBOI63: its a HONDA CIVIC

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Then I guess his friend IMs me..

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MexImportBoi: hey do u like honda civics

davepoobond: i like hyundai civics

MexImportBoi: stupid

MexImportBoi: they do not make civics

MexImportBoi: only honda

davepoobond: HYUNDAI MAKES CIVICS, ASSWIPE

davepoobond: BITCH BITCH WHORE SLUT

MexImportBoi: no they don’t

MexImportBoi: ass hole

davepoobond: what the hell?

davepoobond: did you just call me a hole

davepoobond: that is an ass

MexImportBoi: yea

davepoobond: whoa

davepoobond: what a diss

davepoobond: you’re such a fag

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I get warned anonymously by 20% I don’t know which one it was…so I warn MexImportBoi.

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davepoobond: whats with sending your cronies after me

davepoobond: cant fight your fights on your own

CIVICBOI63: who

davepoobond: fucking meximportboi

davepoobond: sopping up all my tax money

CIVICBOI63: i dunno dat nigga

davepoobond: with his illegalness

davepoobond: SO!

davepoobond: HE’S BLACK, EH?

CIVICBOI63: ok ur dumb

CIVICBOI63: he’s mexican

davepoobond: how do you know

CIVICBOI63: MEXIMPORTBOI

davepoobond: you just called him black yourself

CIVICBOI63: MEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: SO WHAT

davepoobond: MAYBE HE LIKES MEXICAN IMPORT STUFF

davepoobond: MEXICAN FOOD IS A POPULAR ITEM IN THE UNITED STATES

CIVICBOI63: naw really

davepoobond: really what

CIVICBOI63: nvm

davepoobond: i’m potty trained

CIVICBOI63: good 4 u

davepoobond: are you

CIVICBOI63: naw

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And another guy IMs me…

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zackrat123: ur such a dumass u think hundai makes civics

davepoobond: THE FUCK

davepoobond: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUA RE

davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA

davepoobond: YOU MUDDA FUCKA! I WILL RAPE YOUR NEWBORN CHILDREN!

zackrat123: thats pretty gross

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: but its a living

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MexImportBoi: hey talk to zacketrat123

davepoobond: i am, bitch

MexImportBoi: fuck u

davepoobond: jo mama

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zackrat123: dude honda makes civics

davepoobond: and your mom makes condoms

zackrat123: ya she does its a living

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After a while…

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davepoobond: so.

davepoobond: is meximportboi your homey

davepoobond: your rasta man

davepoobond: your bed buddy

zackrat123: no i dont no him he asked me wat civics were made by

davepoobond: everyone knows they’re made by hyundai

zackrat123: ok think wat u like

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#10857: davepoobond -> ToFine4U001

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davepoobond: if you’re too fine for me, then who’s too fine for you

ToFine4U001: um i dont know

ToFine4U001: who tha fuck is this

ToFine4U001: fuckin answer me bitch

davepoobond: a 20 year old man that fucks 12 year olds 3 times a week

davepoobond: whos this

ToFine4U001: whos this you Imed me

davepoobond: i told you

ToFine4U001: why is it ur fucking business

davepoobond: because i’m making it mine

ToFine4U001: oh ok then

ToFine4U001: my name is chelsea

davepoobond: hi chelsea

davepoobond: how are you

davepoobond: hellzo?

ToFine4U001: im fine

davepoobond: oh yeah?

davepoobond: thats good

davepoobond: fuck you mother fucking bitch whore bitch bitch bitch slut

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I warn her to 35% then log off.

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#10856: davepoobond -> JoelNBenji247

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davepoobond: i’m a guy

JoleNBenji247: kool

JoleNBenji247: gotta pic”????

davepoobond: and i like potatos

JoleNBenji247: thats nice

JoleNBenji247: how old r u ????

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: i’m yes years old

davepoobond: i’m actually 11

davepoobond: 11 and a half

JoleNBenji247: kool

davepoobond: how about you fucker

JoleNBenji247: where do u live???

JoleNBenji247: im 154

JoleNBenji247: **15

davepoobond: 154? you’re way tooo olddd

davepoobond: mom told me never to talk to anyone over 140

davepoobond: because they were around when the civil war broke out

JoleNBenji247: haha

JoleNBenji247: haha

davepoobond: and they probably have sex with 12 year olds 3 times a week

JoleNBenji247: where do u live???

davepoobond: california

davepoobond: you

JoleNBenji247: kool

davepoobond: yeah it is

davepoobond: what about you

JoleNBenji247: ny

davepoobond: :'(

davepoobond: ssoo o

davepoobond: sooo soo sooo