Devil May Cry 2 (PS2) Review

Developer/Publisher: Capcom || Overall: 8.0/10

Devil May Cry 2 has somehow achieved the reputation of being the worst game in the Devil May Cry series, and there is no one out there who would recommend playing the game after the third and fourth games came out. Most people just say skip it. I’m here to tell you otherwise — Devil May Cry 2 is not that bad of a game. Sure, it might have a few flaws, but Devil May Cry 2 is a superior game to the first Devil May Cry in practically every way except the location.

The original Devil May Cry started out as a Resident Evil game, as most people know. It’s probably safe to assume that Devil May Cry 2 started out as some other game that was transformed into a Devil May Cry game with Dante slapped into it. That may or may not be the case, but it’s probably better for it, since I didn’t really enjoy the first Devil May Cry game as much as some people. The only thing the first Devil May Cry still has going for it is level design. In the first game Dante talked — not so much in the second one. But it’s a blessing when compared to the end of the first game where Dante becomes a prissy pony (read: not a badass).

Devil May Cry 2 didn’t have that great of a story, or anything that even resembles a story to tell you the truth, but I found that the gameplay was tremendously improved from the first game. Dante’s guns are Automatic, similar to the first game’s Easy Automatic. Unlike the first, it doesn’t feel like a machine gun and the animation is a lot smoother. Dante can now run up walls, and also dodge while pressing the Circle button. Out of the first three games, dodging has been executed optimally in Devil May Cry 2.

As far as the actual game goes, there are plenty of missions — a little more than 20. Not only that, but you can play as a second character right off the bat, named Lucia, who basically goes through all the same levels in a different way. Nonetheless, there is a lot of content to be mindful of even if there aren’t any extras. Lucia is a bit boring, however, so you might as well just stick with the Dante disc and forget there is a Lucia disc unless you want to see a French ninja girl jump around.

Basically what people hate about the game is that Dante doesn’t talk very much, the story makes absolutely no sense and you’re running around urban environments for the majority of the game. There is truth to all of that, but that line of thinking glosses over the actual gameplay. As far as that goes, lots of people think it was a piece of cake. It could be considered that, especially compared to the other games, but I had a difficult time enough as it was, so it depends on what kind of gamer you are when it comes to difficulty preference.

The graphics and sound are quite improved from the first game, but the first had better art and design than the second. There weren’t any bad frame rate dips at all, and of what little voice acting there was of Dante, it was fine. The annoying voice actors are probably just about everyone else in the game, but you get over it since they barely ever talk anyway.

Devil May Cry 2 might not be the best game ever, but it certainly is NOT one to skip over if you want to see the evolution of the series. As much as fans and even Capcom itself might want to ignore its existence and say to just “skip it,” it would be quite the mistake. If you like to see how the game series evolved, Devil May Cry 2 should at least be given a try.

Coin Collecting Journal 5/7/08

This entry is part 11 of 11 in the series Coin Collecting Journal

I found these coins recently:

Penny: 1940

Penny: 1955-D

Penny: 1957-D

Penny: 1958-D

Penny: 1963-D x 2

Penny: 1964-D

Penny: 1966

Nickel: 1954

Nickel: 1956-D

Nickel: 1957-D

Nickel: 1962-D

Nickel: 1965

Dime: 1964-D

Quarter: Bicentennial-D

Quarter: North Dakota-P

Quarter: Oklahoma-D

Quarter: Smooshed New York-D Quarter

Half Dollar: 1967

Half Dollar: 1971-D

Half Dollar: Bicentennial

Half Dollar: 1980-D

Half Dollar: 1991-D

Half Dollar: 2001-D

Canadian Nickel: 1978

Cuban Nickel: 2000

#11028: stimpyismyname -> ZolaOnAOL

stimpyismyname: for what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?

stimpyismyname: why do i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?

stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?

stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what

ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.

#11026: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: gangster tic tac toe

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: are you gonna make it

stimpyismyname: probably not

davepoobond: you should make a lot of the simple games and make them gangster

davepoobond: that’d be funny

davepoobond: put them into a gangster arcade

stimpyismyname: you do it

davepoobond: why the fuck would you say that

stimpyismyname: YOU do it

stimpyismyname: YOOOOOU

davepoobond: i don’t know how to program in game maker

stimpyismyname: so…

stimpyismyname: learn

stimpyismyname: i did

davepoobond: and

davepoobond: you’re

davepoobond: stupid

stimpyismyname: and

stimpyismyname: fuck

stimpyismyname: you

davepoobond: that’s

davepoobond: harsh

stimpyismyname: you like cock

davepoobond: your mom does

stimpyismyname: your mom likes yours

stimpyismyname: thats why she wants to keep you close

davepoobond: your mom likes that you like your mom likes yours

stimpyismyname: you think that makes sense but it doesnt

davepoobond: it does

davepoobond: it means she likes that you like her liking yours

stimpyismyname: not the way you said it

davepoobond: read it closer

stimpyismyname: YOU read it closer

davepoobond: i did

davepoobond: i wrote the damn thing

stimpyismyname: your mom likes that you like that she likes yours

stimpyismyname: that would make sense

stimpyismyname: i GUESS

stimpyismyname: ..fag

davepoobond: i’m the fag? you’re the one who likes it when your mom likes that you like her suckin on your pencil dick

stimpyismyname: oooh my names dave and i said mark has a pencil dick

stimpyismyname: im soo funny

davepoobond: oooh my name’s mark and i dont have a comeback so i’m just going to act like i’m mocking dave and denounce it as not funny

stimpyismyname: im dave and im gonna say more stupid shit to make it look like the other shit isaid was DAVES GAY

davepoobond: i’m mark and i’m not original so i’m going to keep doing the same thing again but this time doing it to the thing dave did mocking me mocking him

stimpyismyname: stimpyismyname: daves being stupid

hypermachodude: haha

hypermachodude: what a fag

davepoobond: who the fuck is that

stimpyismyname: your mother

stimpyismyname: 😉

stimpyismyname: wink wink

stimpyismyname:
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stimpyismyname: look im asian

davepoobond: who the hell is that macho dude guy

stimpyismyname: wouldnt youuuu like to know

davepoobond: kind of

stimpyismyname: oooooooh

davepoobond: i dont think he even knows me

stimpyismyname: im sure he doe

stimpyismyname: s

#11025: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

Izumo Etsuko: “If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.”

Izumo Etsuko: I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. “Get down!” yelled Uncle Lou. “Don’t move!” screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn’t listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: Jack Handey rocks

Izumo Etsuko: If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. “Wait a minute! I thought we won!”

Izumo Etsuko: http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view

davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/screwedup/world/riaa.shtml

Izumo Etsuko: I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

davepoobond: did you read my article

Izumo Etsuko: reading it now

Izumo Etsuko: yay

Izumo Etsuko: a fellow anti-RIAA dude

Izumo Etsuko: the MPAA sucks ass too…

Izumo Etsuko: they sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: they’re the same companies

davepoobond: basically

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: but the MPAA sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: >>

davepoobond: movies are a different deal than music

Izumo Etsuko: …they sued 2600 for linking people to DL a program that would let them rip and back up their DVDs

davepoobond: what do you want me to do about it, call them up and ask them to stop?

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: Sundays blow monkey ass

#11024: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

Izumo Etsuko: whats up?

davepoobond: not much. you

Izumo Etsuko: contemplating going to get my headphones cause these ones suck hairy monkey balls

Izumo Etsuko: …I think I will, o.o brb

davepoobond: ok

Izumo Etsuko: but mine are too short

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

Izumo Etsuko: …the world sucks

davepoobond: sorry about that

davepoobond: if you were writing an essay, in which you can get internet sources from, do you think it would be allowed if you wrote an article about the topic you were writing, with all the quotes you wanted to use, and you just use certain quotes from that article which you published on a web site?

Izumo Etsuko: ………x.x

Izumo Etsuko: let me read that over a few times to understand it right

davepoobond: meaning, can i use myself as a source?

Izumo Etsuko: I don’t see why not

davepoobond: if i wrote an article

davepoobond: but i’d just say it was someone else

Izumo Etsuko: no, say it was you

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

davepoobond: just in case or whatever

Izumo Etsuko: cause I don’t see anything wrong with it

Izumo Etsuko: I know a guy who dad that

davepoobond: i’ll just say that it was davepoobond that wrote it…

Izumo Etsuko: the most that’ll happen is the teacher will get mad at you

davepoobond: but in my essay it’ll have my real name

davepoobond: she won’t even know

davepoobond: that its me

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: then it’s no fun

Izumo Etsuko: 🙁

davepoobond: this essay is my freaking english grade

davepoobond: i don’t want to mess it up

Izumo Etsuko: ……

Izumo Etsuko: okay

Izumo Etsuko: good reason

Izumo Etsuko: e.e

Izumo Etsuko: English is like…the only class I’m passing

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: and that’s cause I’m scared if I do bad the teacher will pick me up and throw me out the window

Izumo Etsuko: some kid wasn’t paying attention to what we were reading in class during the first week…

Izumo Etsuko: so he threw the kid’s book out the window and sent him to the Dean’s Office

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: it was scary

davepoobond: interesting

davepoobond: “i’ll make you pay more attention by throwing your book out the window”

Izumo Etsuko: well…it worked on everyone else

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: no one’s drifted off since

davepoobond: what happened to the guy

Izumo Etsuko: he got a detention

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: how do you get detention for not paying attention?

davepoobond: its not rowdy behavior

Izumo Etsuko: because the Lit. is one of those guys who cares about the students, and does anything(including becoming an ass) to get to pass

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: he’s not bothering anyone except the teacher

Izumo Etsuko: Lit. teacher*

Izumo Etsuko: get them to*

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: I’m full of typos today…

#11023: davepoobond -> manceman

davepoobond: did you go trick or treating

manceman: nope

manceman: did you?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: i didn’t say trick or treat once though

davepoobond: heh

manceman: damn your evil

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: that’s why it was raining yesterday

davepoobond: God was frowning upon me

manceman: hahahaha

davepoobond: most every house we went to, everyone hated us

davepoobond: except the ones that didn’t really care, because there wasn’t that many trick or treaters coming

manceman: haha

manceman: thats cause your almost an adult

davepoobond: yeah i know

davepoobond: i look like i’m 21 though

manceman: ya you do

Today Is Stupid Day

This entry is part 8 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

Its official, today is Stupid Day. Here’s another customer story that just happened.

A bizarre lady called and asked if we rented out caps and gowns for her Masters graduation, and I told her no, we don’t, you have to buy them. She also volunteered to tell me that she was with the History department, like I could give a fuck about that in the first place.

So she proceeded to say this to me:

"I have to BUY my graduation robe? Well, I guess I’m not graduating then." And then hung up.

What the fuck is with these people today??

I also heard that another customer argued with a manager for a half and hour about returning a pen or pencil he bought a month ago (with no receipt to show, as well). And then there was ANOTHER lady who called us and asked us how to put her Masters Hood on, and she was a retard because when we tried to tell her what to do, she didn’t even do it right.

The Petition Bitch

This entry is part 7 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

A lady petitioning against the Cal State University budget cuts came into the store and solicited us to sign her stupid petition. I don’t sign anything so I said no, and no for all the people around me.

So then the bitch went deeper into the store and asked more customers to sign it. Which is not allowed, since we do not allow solicitors inside the store, no matter what their cause. Ironically, she was having an off-duty Community Service Officer (basically a junior cop and security guard for the store) sign the petition.

I called the on-duty CSOs in the camera room and told them about the Petition Bitch and tell her that she can’t be inside the store doing that shit. So, the guy came out and told her to leave.

During that time, the off-duty CSO came over to the Customer Service desk where I worked and told me that he signed the petition, and as the Petition Bitch was leaving she asked him to sign the petition again AFTER she was told she couldn’t do that in the store, not to mention she already got him to sign it.

What a bitch.

Quote #11020: What flavor is That? Red.

This entry is part 6 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

So a guy wanted to buy a slushy, and I asked him what flavor it was so I could ring it up.

davepoobond: “What flavor is that?”

Slushy Guy: “Strawberry, Idon’tknowrarerr….RED.”

davepoobond: “Red?”

Slushy Guy: “Yeahhhh, I don’t knoww”

So I rang him up for a red-flavored slushy. The End.

Can I Take These Now and Pay Later?

This entry is part 5 of 26 in the series The Retail Report

A weird lady came by the Customer Service desk holding a cassette tape and some other electronic thing in her hand.

She said "I lost my wallet, so I was wondering if it was okay if I could take these now and pay for them later."
As she was about to explain more of her reasoning, I cut her off and said "No."

She said "Oh okay, I understand," and walked away.

Fucking weirdo.

If There Were No Birds

If there were no birds, there would be an overpopulation of insects and mountain goats.

Then insects would have their own insect white house and declare war on the mountain goats as they expanded towards the mountainous regions because of gross overpopulation, and with the advent of personal hygience in the insect community, their population exponentially increased to the point where the expansionist dictator of the United Insects of America find that the only places to expand to are the mountains

And so began the Greatest War of All Time — Insect War I, followed by the sequel Insect War II which was against the Earth’s atmosphere because the insects began to develop in such a way that they could fly through space if they only breeched through the atmosphere.

#11006: Izumo Etsuko -> davepoobond

Izumo Etsuko: tonight rocked…

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: what’d you do

davepoobond: recite poetry

Izumo Etsuko: walked around…

Izumo Etsuko: but dude…it was really fun

Izumo Etsuko: 😀

Izumo Etsuko: these dudes were driving around in a car shooting people with paintball guns

davepoobond: never heard of someone getting so much joy out of walking

Izumo Etsuko: they tried to hit me and my friends, but they completely missed us and nailed the people behind us

davepoobond: hrh

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: and we didn’t even move

Izumo Etsuko: o.o

Izumo Etsuko: I am so fucking tired

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

#11005: stimpyismyname -> Shawn64C

stimpyismyname: youre online a lot

Shawn64C: i dont get off aim

Shawn64C: im gone alot from the computer

Shawn64C: not really

Shawn64C: uhh

Shawn64C: about an hour a day im gone

Shawn64C: i have no life

Shawn64C: help

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: looser

stimpyismyname: i might catch looser

stimpyismyname: looooser