Izumo Etsuko: “If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.”

Izumo Etsuko: I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. “Get down!” yelled Uncle Lou. “Don’t move!” screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn’t listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.

davepoobond: heh

Izumo Etsuko: Jack Handey rocks

Izumo Etsuko: If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. “Wait a minute! I thought we won!”

Izumo Etsuko: http://www.tremorseven.com/aim/deepaim.php?job=view

davepoobond: https://www.squackle.com/screwedup/world/riaa.shtml

Izumo Etsuko: I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

davepoobond: did you read my article

Izumo Etsuko: reading it now

Izumo Etsuko: yay

Izumo Etsuko: a fellow anti-RIAA dude

Izumo Etsuko: the MPAA sucks ass too…

Izumo Etsuko: they sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: -.-

davepoobond: they’re the same companies

davepoobond: basically

Izumo Etsuko: yeah…

Izumo Etsuko: but the MPAA sued 2600

Izumo Etsuko: >>

davepoobond: movies are a different deal than music

Izumo Etsuko: …they sued 2600 for linking people to DL a program that would let them rip and back up their DVDs

davepoobond: what do you want me to do about it, call them up and ask them to stop?

Izumo Etsuko: …

Izumo Etsuko: x.x

Izumo Etsuko: Sundays blow monkey ass