Q: What happened to the pitcher who had too much lunch?
A: He hurled.
Joke #11058
Q: What are three things we know about body odor?
A: You can’t Ban it, you can’t keep it a Secret, and it affects Mennen women.
Joke #11057
Q: Why is having bad breath sort of like having something hanging from your nose?
A: Sometimes even your best friends won’t tell you.
Joke #11056
Q: How is body odor like growing peaches?
A: They both come from the pits.
Joke #11055
Q: What would you call a TV show about guys who have bad breath and want to date cheerleaders?
A: "Dream On."
Joke #11054
Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .
Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?
Joke #11053
Q: Why didn’t Ann want to go out with the boy who was always picking his nose?
A: She felt that would be scraping the bottom.
Joke #11052
Q: Why should you heed your father’s advice about picking your nose?
A: Because father nose best.
Joke #11051
Q: Should kids with head colds go to school?
A: It’s snot for me to say.
Joke #11050
Q: What happened to the kid who ate too much junk food?
A: He tossed his cookies.
Joke #11049
Q: What’s worse, the fart from a rhinoceros or from a bull elephant?
A: No one has survived either to tell the tale.
Joke #11048
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Joke #11047
Q: Why should you never pick your nose and then eat it?
A: You don’t know where that finger’s been!
Joke #11046
Q: Why did the body snatcher take his victim to the top of the hotel before eating him?
A: Because everything tastes better on the Ritz.
Joke #11045
Q: What sound does a dog make when it has an upset stomach?
A: Barf, barf!