Q: Why is nose picking like operating a dump truck?
A: You can get rid of your load with a flick of the finger.
Joke #11132
Q: Should people with diarrhea wear diapers?
A: Depends on how bad the diarrhea is.
Joke #11131
Answer: Willy from Free Willy, a Chia Pet, and Ex-Lax.
Question: What’s something that blows, grows, and flows?
commodian
commodian – n. a funny guy that cleans toilets.
Joke #11129
Q: What’s the difference between a lugey and a victim in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
A: One of them gets hacked up, and the other just gets hocked up.
Joke #11128
Q: What do you call a western about a nauseated gunfighter?
A: Wyatt Urp.
Joke #11127
Q: What’s the difference between someone putting a lugey in your milk and an oyster in a shell?
A: One makes a pearl, and the other makes you hurl.
Joke #11126
Q: What’s the difference between a dirty diaper and a soldier doing KP?
A: One’s on mess duty, and the other’s just doing duty.
Joke #11125
Q: What do a diaper and a dump truck have in common?
A: During the day they both pick up a load.
Joke #11124
Q: What do you call a western about a dead cowboy who throws rocks?
A: Tombstoned.
Joke #11123
Q: What do you call an earnest, hard-working kid who spends all his time sitting on the couch?
A: An eager Beavis.
Joke # 11122
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?
A: Beavis and Tut-head.
Joke # 11121
Q: Why didn’t Ozzy Osbourne make it as a zookeeper?
A: He kept eating the bats.
bed
bed – n. a time traveling device in which propagates you to magically “awaken” a few hours into the future.
Joke #11119
Q: What did the suicidal Frenchman say when St. Peter asked how he died?
A: “Eifel (off the) Tower”
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Note: I actually made this one.