Q: Why is it impolite to sneeze on one’s dinner plate?
A: If the chef had wanted snot sprinkled all over his dish, he would have put it there.
Joke #11189
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
zitcom
zitcom – n. a funny TV show about kids with skin problems
Joke #11187
Q: Why did the young man go to a restaurant looking for a skin doctor?
A: Because kids told him he had a pizza face.
Joke #11186
Q: What do you call a nauseated game show host?
A: Upchuck Woolery.
Joke #11185
Q: What do you call a game show that uses only butchers as contestants?
A: “The Slice is Right.”
Joke #11184
Q: Why was Spider-Man offended when the waiter brought his soup?
A: There was no fly in it.
Joke #11183
Q: How is having a weak bladder like wearing old stockings?
A: Either way, you end up with runs down your legs.
Joke #11182
Q: What do you call a movie about an angry baseball official who hocks a lugey at a coach?
A: The Umpire Strikes Back.
Joke #11181
Q: What do you call a play about nauseated musclemen?
A: Hurly-Burly.
Joke #11180
Q: What do you get when you cross Nightmare on Elm Street with a show about a baby dinosaur?
A: Freddy and Barney.
Joke #11179
Q: What do you call the body of a dinosaur with rigor mortis?
A: A Barney stone.
Joke #11178
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who gets smashed with a rock?
A: Barney rubble.
Joke #11177
Q: What do you call it when an oyster throws up into a jelly jar?
A: A Pearl Jam.
crop dust
crop dust – v. to fart as you walk around. It is like actual crop dusting in that you are spreading your chemicals as you fly around.
;} v. to intentionally spread a smell around the room by walking around with the thing that smells.
Ex. Armando was crop dusting.