Q: What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?
A: Brown chicken, brown cow.
greengrocer
greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll
pickled feet
pickled feet – n. a food delicacy that even a pig wouldn’t eat
truffles
truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity
dung beetle
dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump
head lice
head lice – n. lice who have worked their way to the top
brill cream
brill cream – n. what becomes of you when you jump off the Brill Building
common cold
common cold – n. what you catch when you get rained on going to the common market.
Joke #11197
Q: What do you call a TV show about two very different sisters with skin problems?
A: “Oppo-zits.”
Joke #11196
Q: Why do little kids love to eat paste for lunch?
A: It’s as tasty as the clay they had for snack time.
Joke #11195
Q: Why were the tapeworms so quickly wiped out by the medicine?
A: They just didn’t measure up.
Joke #11194
Q: Why do kids love eating clay?
A: It’s good roughage and has less calories than mystery meat.
Joke #11193
Q: What do you call a tapeworm that sticks to kids no matter what they do?
A: A scotch tape.
Joke #11192
Q: Why are kids with rotten teeth more popular now?
A: Because with really rotten teeth, you don’t notice the body odor.
Joke #11191
Q: Why is it dangerous to sneeze on the plate of the guy next to you?
A: He’s still looking for somewhere to hide his chewing gum.