Q: Why didn’t the skeleton need a telephone?
A: He had no body to talk with!
Joke #11866
Q: Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
A: To stay away from the nuts on the ground!
Joke #11864
Q: How do little rattlesnakes call home?
A: Poison-to-poison.
Joke #11862
Q: Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line!
Joke #11860
Q: How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
A: Mellow.
Joke #11858
Q: How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
A: Yellow?
Joke #11856
Q: How do molded fruit-flavored desserts answer the phone?
A: Jell-O?
Joke #11853
Q: How do angels answer the phone?
A: Halo?
Squackle Guestbook #20779
| Sunday 05/16/2010 1:47:57am | |
| Name: | Jkob |
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| I like to | engage in plagiarism when writing my articles. |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | LoL. It’s the internet, so no one cares! |
Squackle Guestbook #20778
| Sunday 05/16/2010 1:44:24am | |
| Name: | Jkob |
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| I like to | look at goatse all day! |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | Sign up for NAMBLA! |
Some Changes Afoot
I’ve been doing quite a bit of work on the web site recently. I’ve gotten rid of that nasty “/wordpress/” uglying up the URL bar, so now you can get to the site by going to Squackle.com — that’s spiffy ain’t it? And I made it so that any old links still work. Hopefully I’ll be able to change it so they redirect to the URL without the “/wordpress/” though.
What else is planned to be done:
Permalinks that are SEO-friendly.
Figuring out if there are any other plugins that would make the web site cool.
Maybe a new theme.
Maybe re-numbering all the articles that have #s. Not very likely, though.
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DBC News Episode 1
SBC Introduction
Squackle Guestbook #20777
| Monday 11/16/2009 3:09:45pm | |
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| I like to | |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
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