Just once, wouldn’t it be nice to fly someplace and end up in the same city as your luggage?
Joke #12435
Did you ever wonder why that little bell rings when you pull into a gas station? It warns the attendant in the office not to go outside for at least ten minutes.
Joke #12434
Rumor has it that rumors are nothing but rumors.
Joke #12433
Rumor has it that Washington is going to solve the crime problem by legalizing mugging.
Joke #12432
Rumor has it that tall people live longer lives than short people.
Joke #12431
Rumor has it that newlyweds love to visit a new horse racing track at Niagra Falls, because during the races they allow paramutual petting.
Joke #12430
Rumor has it that drinking can be dangerous to the health you’re toasting.
Joke #12429
Rumor has it that a boxer who gets beat up in a fight is usually a sore loser.
Mister Presidentures
Mister Presidentures – n. the name of top man in the dentist’s union
Joke #12426
“Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Simple. I married the wrong person.”
Joke #12425
My husband keeps me on a strict allowance… fifty words a day!
Joke #12424
My wife and I argue so much that when our anniversary comes around, we celebrate it with a minute of silence.
Joke #12423
My husband makes my life miserable. If I were reincarnated as a dog, he’d come back as a flea.
Joke #12422
My husband is so lazy that now with easy open lids on beer cans, he doesn’t get any exercise at all.
Joke #12421
The best thing for married people who continually argue is separate bedrooms, in separate houses, in separate states!