I don’t hit my balls into the water traps because I’m a duffer. It’s just that I’m a neat golfer and I like to keep them clean.
Joke #12817
MAN: “Hey! I broke seventy on nine holes today!”
GOLF PRO: “Wow! that’s a lot of clubs to break.”
Joke #12816
Q: What’s the first requirement for bowling?
A: Being strong enough to lift the ball of course.
Joke #12815
Did you hear about the dumb fisherman who chartered a helicopter because he wanted to catch flying fish?
Joke #12812
Q: Where does a pig play golf?
A: On the sausage links, of course!
Joke #12811
There was this dumb trout who jumped out of the lake and up into the rain because he was tired of taking baths and felt like a shower instead.
Joke #12810
It’s easy to tell if a pitcher is throwing spit balls… The catcher will be wearing a raincoat and galoshes.
Joke #12809
Did you hear about the dumb sports fan who thought the St. Louis Cardinals were managed by the Pope?
Joke #12808
Have you heard about the boxer who became a puppeteer and staged “Punchy and Judy” shows?
Joke #12807
Did you hear about the dummy who tried to water ski behind a row boat?
Joke #12806
“Hey, I had great luck today. I shot three birdies.”
“I didn’t know you were a golfer.”
“I’m not. I’m a hunter.”
Joke #12804
MRS. SMITH: “What is your son doing?”
MRS. JONES: “Andy is in medical school.”
MRS. SMITH: “What is Andy studying?”
MRS. JONES: “Nothing. They’re studying him.”
Joke #12803
BILL: “Wanda isn’t that bad-looking. She does have even teeth.”
WILL: “True! It”s the odd ones that are missing.”
Joke #12802
MILT: “Wow! You are dumb. In fact, you’re the closest thing to an idiot.”
STILT: “Want me to move away from you?”
Joke #12801
Did you hear about the man who’s so dumb, his dog is teaching him how to fetch a stick?