Q: If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light?
A: A womenorah!
Joke #13722
Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite holiday song?
A: The Holly and the Poison Ivy.
Joke #13721
Q: What is the army’s favorite plant?
A: Missile toe.
Joke #13720
Q: Where do reindeer go to dance?
A: Christmas balls.
Joke #13719
Q: What would you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle!
Joke #13718
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do January blizzards bring?
A: Lots and lots of snow!
Joke #13717
Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
A: The fright before Christmas.
Joke #13716
Q: How would you know if someone has an iPhone?
A: They’d tell you.
Quote #13715
“put the book away”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13714
“I’ve got all these ones here I can play with”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13713
“Katie, if you come in the middle, just sit down”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13712
::talking about a special rule in matrices::
“its the slickest one of all”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13711
::talking about a special rule in matrices::
“this is cute, and maybe not expected”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13710
“does that make sense to you?”
::calls the names of 8 people and they all say yep, yes, yeah or a derivitive of it::
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13709
“you’re gonna have a leg up on all the other sections that don’t study Chapter 8”
– Dr. OldNBald