Q: What carol does every horse love?
A: Deck the Stalls!
Joke #13737
Q: Which carol is about small royalty?
A: Wee Three Kings.
Images Work Again!
I don’t know how it got past me for so long, but the images on the site have been fixed thanks to a lovely little plugin called “Velvet Blues Update URLs.”
In case any other WordPress users have the problem of images keeping the old URL after you have moved a WordPress blog from another directory or web site, look up that plug in and use it. It works exactly as you think it should.
Also, here’s some stat updates for anyone who cares:
12,674 posts.
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An average of about 4,200 hits a month for the past 6 months.
Joke #13735
Q: What do you ask a boy skating on thin ice?
A: “Can you swim?”
Joke #13734
Q: What’s a female sheep’s favorite time of the year?
A: Ewe Near’s Eve
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13732
Q: What’s the best holiday gift to get for someone who has everything?
A: Nothing!
Joke #13731
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
A: Frostbite.
Joke #13730
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Joke #13729
Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Joke #13728
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Joke #13727
Dora: “Who is your favorite ghost from A Christmas Carol?”
Alonso: “The Ghost of Christmas Presents!”
Joke #13726
Q: What do you get a monster for the holidays?
A: A really big present.
Joke #13725
Q: What do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
A: Auld Lang Swine.
Joke #13724
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!