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Quote #16862

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“China has the best harbors in China”

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Quote #16861

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Mrs. Dyke didn’t take a shower, she smells!”

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Quote #16860

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The Aztecs died”

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Quote #16859

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Mexican food is made mainly of burritos and beans”

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Quote #16858

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“South America is in the South!”

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Quote #16857

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Plumbers have red toilets in their ears”

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Quote #16856

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“a man can only be measured by the size of his unibrow”

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Quote #16855

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“ahhh! theres chemicals in the air, mutating human kind little by little….and i’m loving it!”

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Quote #16853

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“whee! are you bored and just plain ‘energy-less?’ listen to old pop, and it’ll perk you right up!”

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Quote #16852

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!”

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Quote #16851

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16850

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“my sister is a prissy pony!”

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Quote #16849

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“fart………”

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Quote #16848

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Who controls the past, controls the future, who controls the present now, has to deal with Bill Clinton!”

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Quote #16847

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Cigarettes are mini devils”

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