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Quote #17045

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The quaint computer is over 3 years old. Its an antique”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17044

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“‘Today was very sullen.’ Said the weather forecaster”

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Quote #17043

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The Goodwill divulges their profits to charity and homeless people”

– davepoobond

Above it, there’s a comment by Mr. Dork saying: Divulge is to mean reveal a secret.

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Quote #17042

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“the teacher remonstrated that the bully can’t get away without getting in trouble”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17041

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“the boy had an uncanny look on his face when his mom gave him a million dollars”

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Quote #17040

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“overwrought with the birthday party he’s having, Little Johnny couldn’t go to sleep”

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Quote #17039

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“the beeper’s trill had made the guy throw up”

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Quote #17038

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“the timid little creature had bit Barney on the leg”

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Quote #17037

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The judge had discreet, so he let the innocent man go”

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Quote #17036

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I shit my knees!”

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Quote #17035

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“blahlbhalba”

– davepoobond

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Quote #17034

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“kau-chh…”

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Quote #17033

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“if you start earlier, you get off earlier”

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Quote #17032

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“collecting fonts is like a Pokemon quest in a way”

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Quote #17031

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I’m allergic to mornings”

– davepoobond

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