Q: Who is Catland’s heavyweight boxing champ?
A: Muhammad Ali-cat!
Joke #17511
Q: Which dog is a member of English royalty?
A: The Duke of Yorkie!
Joke #17510
Q: What famous cat never got his feet wet?
A: Puss in Boots!
Joke #17509
Q: Which pet snakes do very well in arithmetic?
A: The adders!
Joke #17507
Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!
Joke #17506
Q: Which pet is a librarian’s best friend?
A: The cat-alogue!
Joke #17505
Q: Which pets are always found lying around the house?
A: Carpets!
Joke #17504
Q: Which pets are the most musical?
A: Trumpets!
Joke #17503
Q: What kind of dogs like to eat well?
A: Chow-hounds!
Joke #17502
Q: What sign did Mr. Katzen put up when he opened a hot dog stand?
A: Katzen Dogs!
Joke #17501
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Purr-snips.
Joke #17500
Q: Which vegetable is best for your favorite animal?
A: Petatoes!
Joke #17499
Q: How would you describe, in a word, a dog who hogs all the food?
A: A pet-a-greed!
Joke #17498
Q: What do you feed your pet frog?
A: Croakers and milk!
Joke #17497
Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!