Massacre-chusetts – Don’t miss Booston!
Gory-gone – Right on the West Ghost! And don’t skip the Petrified Forest!
New Hexico – Plan to stay a spell!
Moantana – Truly terrifying scenery!
Wy-ooohhh-ming – Lots of moantains to climb!
New Hauntshire – Be sure to visit Discord, the capital city.
Q: How do ghosts like to send their letters?
A: Scare mail — or parcel ghost!
Q: Why wouldn’t the mailman deliver the ghost’s letter?
A: He was on his coffin break!
Q: What kind of letters do ghosts like to send?
A: Chain letters!
Q: How should you begin a letter that you are writing a ghost?
A: “Tomb it may concern!”
Q: In what language should you write to a ghost?
A: In Latin — it’s a dead language!
If you’re wondering what the youngest “socially acceptable” age for dating someone would be, it’s pretty simple to figure out.
All you do is divide your age by 2, then add 7. As long as you’re 14 and over, this formula works. Here’s a few examples:
14 year old can date a 14 year old
18 year old can date a 16 year old.
20 year old can date a 17 year old.
26 year old can date a 20 year old.
40 year old can date a 27 year old.
80 year old can date a 47 year old.
The only time this breaks down is when you are trying to figure it out if you’re 13 or less. You shouldn’t be dating at that age anyway, so you shouldn’t be trying to figure it out.
Now, it might not exactly be “legal” to date a 17 year old if you’re 20 in certain states, or even 18 to date a 16 year old. But that’s besides the point of the formula. Whether or not it’s “socially acceptable” is what you’re trying to figure out. It is basically trying to easily let you figure out if you should be going out with someone of a drastically younger age than you, and if it would be perceived as odd.
As long as the divide by 2 add 7 formula checks out, and they’re the age or older of the product of the equation, then you’re good!
Q: What street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead-end street!
Q: Where should you send a ghost’s mail?
A: To the dead-letter department!
Queen: “What do you say to a two-headed ghost?”
King: “Boo! Boo!”
Queen: “What goes ‘oob’?
King: “I don’t know. What?”
Queen: “A ghost in reverse.”
King: “Oooooohhh! I’ve just seen a three-hundred-pound ghost!”
Queen: “Gads! What does a three-hundred-pound ghost look like?”
King: “Like nothing I’ve ever seen!”
Queen: “It’s so hot in the castle tonight. Won’t you please tell me a ghost story?”
King: “A ghost story? But why?”
Queen: “Oh, you know! Ghost stories are always so chilling!”
King: “How far can a ghost walk from a cemetery?”
Queen: “Just halfway… Then he’s walking out of the cemetery!”
Spirit: “May I haunt your castle?”
Queen: “Certainly — be my ghost!”