stimpyismyname: theres a lot of courses for film at bu
davepoobond: whats bu
stimpyismyname: boston university
davepoobond: yeah i’m sure to get in there
stimpyismyname: dont care
A Texan, trying to impress a Boston native with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, says “Why, I’ll bet you never had anyone so brave around Boston.”
“Humpf! Ever hear of Paul Revere?” asked the Bostonian.
“Paul Revere?!” said the Texan. “Isn’t he the guy who ran for help?”
Massacre-chusetts – Don’t miss Booston!
Gory-gone – Right on the West Ghost! And don’t skip the Petrified Forest!
New Hexico – Plan to stay a spell!
Moantana – Truly terrifying scenery!
Wy-ooohhh-ming – Lots of moantains to climb!
New Hauntshire – Be sure to visit Discord, the capital city.