Q: What game do rural cops enjoy?
A: Crops and robbers!
Joke #17789
Q: Why did the Triscuit lock itself in the bank vault?
A: So it could become a safe-cracker!
Joke #17788
Q: Why do so many meats have good manners?
A: Because they are braised properly!
Joke #17787
Q: Why do all nuts love Shakespeare?
A: Because he wrote, “To be or nut to be…”!
Joke #17786
Q: Why don’t vampires eat sirloins and T-Bones?
A: Because they keep away from stakes!
Joke #17785
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite snack?
A: Neck-tarines!
Joke #17784
Q: What is the vampire’s favorite dish?
A: Ghoulash!
Joke #17783
Q: When does Dracula find time to eat?
A: During a coffin break!
Tastiest Pictures of the Year
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E. Tea.
The Pie-rates of Penzance
The Grape Muppet Caper
Hello, Deli!
The Three Mustardteers
The Cod Father
The Bride of Frank ‘n’ Stein
Cherry-ots of Fire
20,000 Leeks Under the Sea
The Eggsorcist
Tootsie Roll
Joke #17781
Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
Joke #17780
Q: If potatoes have eyes and corn has ears, what do peas have?
A: Each other!
Joke #17779
Q: If spinach makes Popeye strong, what makes him romantic?
A: Olive Oyl, of course!
Joke #17778
Q: If Hungarians eat goulash and Mexicans eat tacos, what do Chinese eat?
A: Chow Mein-ly!
Joke #17777
Q: Which famous president do hot dogs love best?
A: Frank-lin D. Rolls-evelt!
Joke #17776
Q: Which great comedian would make a terrible cook?
A: George Burns, of course!