Q: How do lawyers buy food?
A: By the case!
Joke #17834
Q: How can you turn a tomato into squash?
A: Throw it up in the air — it will come down SQUASH!
Joke #17833
Q: Which vegetables can’t be trusted with state secrets?
A: Leeks!
Joke #17832
Q: Which vegetables can you buy in jewelry stores?
A: Carats, of course!
Joke #17831
Q: Which vegetable shouldn’t be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
A: Spinach — it can get creamed!
Foodland’s Favorite Songs
Yankee Noodle Dandy
It Had to be Stew
Of Tea I Sing
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Fry Me to the Moon
There’s No Business Like Dough Business
Food Lovers from The Wizard of Oz
The Munch-kins
Auntie Em (& M)
The Wicked Sand-witch of the West
The Straw(berry) Man
(Po)Toto
Joke #17828
Q: Which food is essential to good music?
A: The beet!
Joke #17827
Q: Which foods got to go to the best colleges?
A: The Grade A foods!
Joke #17826
Q: Which Shakespearean play is about food?
A: “Taming of the Stew”!
Joke #17825
Q: Which foods are especially good for young people?
A: The pro-teens!
Joke #17824
Q: When is it okay to serve milk in a saucer?
A: Only when you’re serving a cat!
Joke #17823
Q: Who cornered the spice market?
A: Herb, of course!
Joke #17822
Q: How would you serve lion meat at a restaurant?
A: As a mane dish!
Joke #17821
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!