Q: How come birds don’t eat in restaurants?
A: Because they like pecking their own lunch.
Joke #18016
Q: What would you get if you crossed a canary and a magician?
A: Cheap tricks.
Joke #18015
FLIP: “I just bought a talking parrot for a thousand dollars.”
SKIP: “What does it say?”
FLIP: “You paid too much, you paid too much!”
The World’s Silliest Insect Songs
“I’m in the Mood for Larva (Love)” by Kate R. Pillar
“Leggy Sue” by Cent I. Pede
“Jump” by Gus Hopper
“You Bite (Light) Up My Life” by T.C. Fly
Joke #18013
Q: What butterfly is invincible?
A: Cocoon the Barbarian.
Joke #18012
Q: What books do fireflies like?
A: Matchbooks.
Joke #18011
Q: Who is the world’s greatest story-telling bug?
A: Ants (Hans) Christian Andersen.
Joke #18010
Q: What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?
A: Chimney (Jiminy) Cricket.
Joke #18009
Q: Where do hornets go when they’re sick?
A: The waspital.
Joke #18008
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl at the party?
A: “This party’s a hoot!”
Joke #18007
Q: What do bees brush their hair with?
A: Honeycombs.
Joke #18006
Q: What do bumblebees wear to the beach?
A: Bee-kinis.
Joke #18005
Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?
A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”
Joke #18004
Q: What pig writes to another pig?
A: A pen pal.
Joke #18003
Q: How do you get rid of an alligator?
A: Call a fumi-gator.