Q: What did the remote control say to the VCR?
A: “May I be forward with you?”
Joke #18186
Q: What did the VCR say to the radio?
A: “You just don’t get the picture, do you?”
Joke #18185
He’s so brainwashed by TV his parents bought him a VCR with On-Screen Deprogramming.
Joke #18184
Q: What do you call a TV junkie whose house gets hit by a tornado?
A: A mashed couch potato.
Joke #18183
Q: What show features cabbage-head lawyers on the West Coast?
A: “L.A. Slaw.”
Joke #18182
Q: What leg-rubbing bug wears a coonskin cap?
A: Davy Cricket.
Joke #18181
Q: What movie tells about a great and powerful magician of swampland?
A: “The Wizard of Ooze.”
Joke #18180
Q: What movie tells about a computer abandoned by his parents?
A: “Ohm Alone.”
Joke #18179
Q: What movie tells about a cowboy hero abandoned by his parents?
A: “Home Alone Ranger.”
Joke #18178
Q: What do you call a talk show hosted by a vegetable?
A: Okra Winfrey.
Joke #18177
Q: What do you get when you cross a food processor with a word processor?
A: A blender that eats your words.
Joke #18176
Q: What happened to the computer that stayed out in the cold too long?
A: It got frostbyte.
Joke #18175
Q: What do you call a Macintosh that falls off a table?
A: Apple turnover.
Joke #18174
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy their idea of exercise is watching TV without a remote.
Joke #18173
Kids in my school are really lazy. They’re so lazy they dress up as pillows on Halloween.