Q: What did one bath toy say to the other bath toy?
A: “You rubber duckie me the wrong way!”
Joke #18307
Q: What would you get if you crossed stinking yellow slime with good-for-nothing green slime?
A: Stinking good-for-nothing yellow-green slime.
Joke #18306
Q: What do you get when you spill vinegar on the curtains?
A: Sour drapes (grapes).
Joke #18305
Q: What cartoon animal weighs the least?
A: Skinny-the-Pooh
Joke #18304
Q: Where does pasta go to lose weight?
A: Spa-ghettis.
Joke #18303
Q: What did medieval cannibals eat for dinner?
A: Peasant Under Glass.
Joke #18302
Q: What did snobby Neanderthals eat?
A: Cave-iar.
Joke #18301
Q: What did the cavemen eat for lunch?
A: Club sandwiches.
Joke #18300
Q: What savage warrior ate his way through most of central Europe?
A: Attila the Ton.
Joke #18299
Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?
A: Sponge cake.
Joke #18298
Q: What do gamblers eat for dessert?
A: Dice pudding.
Joke #18297
On a hot day a thirsty man rushed into a restaurant, drank the largest glass of water he could find, and then sat down at a table.
“Would you like to see a menu?” asked the waitress.
“I’d like another glass of water like the one you had out front,” replied the still thirsty man.
“Hey, Harry!” the waitress shouted. “I found the idiot who drank our aquarium!”
Joke #18296
Q: What’s orange jumps out of airplanes?
A: Carrot-troopers.
Joke #18295
Q: What would you get if you crossed Noah’s ark with a vegetable?
A: Zoo-chini.
Joke #18294
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered.