Q: What do you call a mime in shining armor?
A: Silent Knight.
Joke #18367
Q: What would you get if you crossed a psychic with a store closing?
A: A Going-Out-of-My-Mind Sale.
Joke #18366
Q: What would you get if you crossed a silent performer with a psychic?
A: Mime over matter.
Joke #18365
Q: What’s the difference between a boat builder and a mail order mannequin company?
A: One shapes ships, the other ships shapes.
Joke #18364
Q: What’s the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
A: One trains the steers, the other steers the trains.
Joke #18363
Q: What’s the difference between an object used to ride the waves and an unemployed peasant?
A: One’s a surf board, the other’s a bored serf.
Joke #18362
Q: What’s the difference between a target shooter and a dry cleaning person?
A: One spots the mark, the other marks the spot.
Joke #18361
Q: What do you give a snowman for his birthday?
A: A cake of ice.
Joke #18360
CLARA: “I read this pamphlet that said “By the time you finish reading this paragraph, someone will have died.”
SARA: “What did you do?”
CLARA: “I stopped reading right away.”
Joke #18359
RANDY: “I read this study that said every time you breathe, a person dies.”
SANDY: “I didn’t think my breath was that bad!”
Joke #18358
Q: How is a tailor like a lawyer?
A: They both press your suit.
Joke #18357
Q: Why was the automobile mechanic fired?
A: He took too many brakes (breaks).
Joke #18356
Q: What did the little tire want to be when he grew up?
A: A big wheel.
Joke #18355
Q: What kind of cars do rubber bands drive?
A: Stretch limos.
Joke #18354
JOE: “My mother got fired from the telephone company.”
MOE: “What happened — did she miss her calling?”