Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one doesn’t you wanker
Joke #21318
Q: Why did the racist like ice cream?
A: Because it had “Supreme” in the flavor name!
Joke #21317
Q: What did one racist say to the other?
A: Oh yeah? Well I’m more superior than YOU!
Joke #21316
Did you know that almost 10 minutes after she died, Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the headrest…
Joke #21315
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
Joke #21314
Q: What’s green and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty frog!
Joke #21313
Q: How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #21312
Q: What makes a shrimp cry moose?
A: A moose.
Joke #21311
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if it picks up that one too, it’d fall down.
Hate Mail #21310
This form was submitted: Apr 11 2004 / 23:07:20
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qjoke = What do u call dis site?
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Joke #21309
Q: Why was Saddam so happy when a woman became president?
A: She said he could make his bombs as long as he didn’t use them!
Joke #21308
Two eggs in a pan, one egg turns to the other egg and says…
“Oh no! I see a crack!”
The other egg replies…
“No point telling me that I’m not hard yet!”
Hate Mail #21307
This form was submitted: Feb 29 2004 / 12:30:16
name = you are all lezzys
email = POOP@HOTMAIL.COM
use_email = no
qjoke = Q:What do you call a whole bunch of people trying to tell what they think is funny jokes? A:a whole bunch of lezzies trying to be funny and they really arent and they are all stupid and think they are funny but they are really losers with no lives and all they do is sit in front of the computer and tell jokes that arent even funny to their cyber friends!now if you ask me i think that is pretty funny stuff dont you agree!
autocunnilingus
autocunnilingus – n. the act of performing oral sex on one’s own vagina
auntie
auntie – n. slang for an aging male homosexual